quickies
Jul 18, 2015 12:39:59 #
I'm gonna sit here and drink until I understand women
large tome--a guide to womens logic
small book--what men know about women
I buy organic vegetables,but when I get home they are donuts
both optimists and pessimists contribute to society,the optimist invents the aeroplane,the pessimist invents the parachute
every day thousands of plants are killed by vegetarians,help end the violence--eat bacon
I'm not a screamer but when my wife is driving------
a pastor a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar---
when I get a headache I take two asprin and keep away from children-just like it says on the bottle
age is a number- weight is a number--numbers are really pissing me off
some days the available supply of swear words is insufficient to meet my demands
I try to avoid things that make me fat--like mirrors ,photos and scales
my wife always offers me two dinner choices--take it or leave it
instead of a sign that says "do mot disturb"-I need one that says "already disturbed proceed with caution"
I would grow my own food but I cant find any bacon seed
man--honey,when we get into an argument,how do you control your temper?
woman--I just go to the bathroom and clean the toilet
man--how does that help?
woman--I use your tooth brush
large tome--a guide to womens logic
small book--what men know about women
I buy organic vegetables,but when I get home they are donuts
both optimists and pessimists contribute to society,the optimist invents the aeroplane,the pessimist invents the parachute
every day thousands of plants are killed by vegetarians,help end the violence--eat bacon
I'm not a screamer but when my wife is driving------
a pastor a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar---
when I get a headache I take two asprin and keep away from children-just like it says on the bottle
age is a number- weight is a number--numbers are really pissing me off
some days the available supply of swear words is insufficient to meet my demands
I try to avoid things that make me fat--like mirrors ,photos and scales
my wife always offers me two dinner choices--take it or leave it
instead of a sign that says "do mot disturb"-I need one that says "already disturbed proceed with caution"
I would grow my own food but I cant find any bacon seed
man--honey,when we get into an argument,how do you control your temper?
woman--I just go to the bathroom and clean the toilet
man--how does that help?
woman--I use your tooth brush
Jul 18, 2015 12:43:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm gonna sit here and drink until I understand wo... (show quote)
I would like some bacon seeds, myself. :wink: I doubt that I will ever use my toothbrush again. :roll:
Jul 18, 2015 13:13:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would like some bacon seeds, myself...and, I doubt that I will ever use my toothbrush again. :shock:
:thumbup:
Jul 18, 2015 14:20:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would like some bacon seeds, myself. :wink: I doubt that I will ever use my toothbrush again. :roll:
And I am disappointed with my tequila; it has finally failed me. After a very long, and happy relationship with it, I still do not understand women. :oops: :mrgreen: :roll: :cry:
Jul 18, 2015 14:26:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And I am disappointed with my tequila; it has finally failed me. After a very long, and happy relationship with it, I still do not understand women. :oops: :mrgreen: :roll: :cry:
There is a scotch that will work, but it is 150.00 dollars a bottle.
Jul 18, 2015 15:00:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
And I am disappointed with my tequila; it has finally failed me. After a very long, and happy relationship with it, I still do not understand women. :oops: :mrgreen: :roll: :cry:
How, pray tell, did your tequila fail you, Salty...:shock:...did it run out on you :?: :shock: Find another bottle...quickly :!: :wink:
Jul 18, 2015 15:37:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
How, pray tell, did your tequila fail you, Salty...:shock:...did it run out on you :?: :shock: Find another bottle...quickly :!: :wink:
It was alleged that one could drink until they understood women. I have tried that but it hasn't worked so far. However, I haven't yet given up.
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Jul 18, 2015 15:41:19 #
Rufus wrote:
There is a scotch that will work, but it is 150.00 dollars a bottle.
Price is no object if one can attain the desired results although it has been my experience that Scotch is detrimental to the enjoyment of tequila.
Jul 18, 2015 15:43:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
It was alleged that one could drink until they understood women. I have tried that but it hasn't worked so far. However, I haven't yet given up.
Thankfully, the tequila industry may breathe a sigh of relief :!: :thumbup:
Jul 18, 2015 15:51:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Thankfully, the tequila industry may breathe a sigh of relief :!: :thumbup:
I am one of the strongest advocates for the continued success of the tequila industry.
Jul 18, 2015 17:04:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would like some bacon seeds, myself. :wink: I doubt that I will ever use my toothbrush again. :roll:
safer if you don't
Jul 18, 2015 17:05:28 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And I am disappointed with my tequila; it has finally failed me. After a very long, and happy relationship with it, I still do not understand women. :oops: :mrgreen: :roll: :cry:
don't give up Poppa
Jul 18, 2015 17:06:12 #
Rufus wrote:
There is a scotch that will work, but it is 150.00 dollars a bottle.
worth every penny if true
Jul 18, 2015 17:06:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
How, pray tell, did your tequila fail you, Salty...:shock:...did it run out on you :?: :shock: Find another bottle...quickly :!: :wink:
you might try Jack poppa
Jul 18, 2015 17:07:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It was alleged that one could drink until they understood women. I have tried that but it hasn't worked so far. However, I haven't yet given up.
well I'm still sittin an drinkin
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