before computers: memory was something you lost with age an application was usually for employment a program was a TV show a cursor was someone who used profanity a keyboard was a...

badbobby Loc: texas

memory was something you lost with age
an application was usually for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor was someone who used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spiders creation
a virus was probably the flu
a cd was a bank account
a hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where the mice lived
and if you had a 3.5 inch floppy
you hope no one found out

and-after tuesday
even the calendar says--WTF

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

memory was something you lost with age
an application was usually for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor was someone who used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spiders creation
a virus was probably the flu
a cd was a bank account
a hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where the mice lived
and if you had a 3.5 inch floppy
you hope no one found out

and-after tuesday
even the calendar says--WTF

Yeah, those were the days, BB. :wink: Sorry about your disk, though. :roll: :oops:

moldyoldy

slatten49 wrote:

Yeah, those were the days, BB. :wink: Sorry about your disk, though. :roll: :oops:

You had to bring up his short comings.

bmac32 Loc: West Florida

It's not the length, it's what you do with it!

moldyoldy wrote:

You had to bring up his short comings.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Yeah, those were the days, BB. :wink: Sorry about your disk, though. :roll: :oops:

Yes, it is unfortunate he came equipped with a floppy instead of a hard drive. Pobrecito.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

PoppaGringo wrote:

Yes, it is unfortunate he came equipped with a floppy instead of a hard drive. Pobrecito.

My Mom says a floppy is a big hat.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

badbobby wrote:

memory was something you lost with age
an application was usually for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor was someone who used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spiders creation
a virus was probably the flu
a cd was a bank account
a hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where the mice lived
and if you had a 3.5 inch floppy
you hope no one found out

and-after tuesday
even the calendar says--WTF

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I remember.

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Yeah, those were the days, BB. :wink: Sorry about your disk, though. :roll: :oops:

you rascal
the post said IF

badbobby Loc: texas

bmac32 wrote:

It's not the length, it's what you do with it!

is that what she told you bmac???

badbobby Loc: texas

Rufus wrote:

My Mom says a floppy is a big hat.

your mom is correct
bless her

Rufus Loc: Deep South

badbobby wrote:

your mom is correct
bless her

Thanks BB.

badbobby Loc: texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

Yes, it is unfortunate he came equipped with a floppy instead of a hard drive. Pobrecito.

unlike Marines
the equipment issued to Sailors
has been officially sanctioned by the fair sex in our nation

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Rufus wrote:

My Mom says a floppy is a big hat.

I always thought 'floppy' was a rabbit in some children's tale. :roll:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

slatten49 wrote:

I always thought 'floppy' was a rabbit in some children's tale. :roll:

You and the animals again.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Rufus wrote:

You and the animals again.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Well, he and I have been surrounded by them when being transported to our next 'vacation' deployment.