badbobby Loc: texas

1--my mother taught meto appreciate a job well done
"if you are going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning
2--mother taught me religion
"you better pray that comes out of that carpet"
3--mother taught me time travel
"if you don't straighten up Im gonna knock you into the middle of next week"
4--mother taught me logic
"because I said so that's why"
5 mother taught me more logic
"if you fall outta that swing and break your neck you cant go with me"
6--mother taught me foresight
"make sure you have on clean underwear in case you have an accident"
7--mother taught me irony
"keep up that cryin and Ill give you something to cry about"
8--mother taught me osmosis
"shut your mouth and eat your supper"
9--mother taught me tortionism
"will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
10--mother taught me stamina
"you will sit there until all that spinach is gone"
11--mother taught me about weather
"your room looks like a tornado hit it"
12--mother taught me hypocrisy
"if I told you once I told you a million times,dont exaggerate"
13--mother taught me about the circle of life
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
14--mother taught me behavior modification
"stop acting like your father"
15
--mother taught me about anticipation
'just you wait till I get you home!!"
16--mother taught me about envy
"there are millions of unfortunate children in this world that don't have wonderful parents like you do"
17--mother taught me about receiving
"you are gonna get it when I get you home"
18--mother taught me medical science
"if you don't quit crossing your eyes they might get stuck that way"
19
mother taught me esp
"put on a sweater,dont you think I know when you are cold?"
20--mother taught me humor
"if that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come runnin to me"
21--mother taught me how to become an adult
"if you don't eat your vegetables you will never grow up"
22--mother taught me genetics
"you are just like your father"
23--mother taught me about my roots
"shut that door were you born in a barn?"
24--mother taught me wisdom
"when you get to be my age then you will know what I know"
25-- mother taught me justice
"one day you will have children and I hope they are just as disobedient as you"

MOTHERS YOU GOTTA LOVE EM

BearK Loc: TN

Whoever reads 'mother taught me' will laugh and agree, "Yes, those are about word for word what she taught me." And, we grew up just fine. rode our bikes without helmets; had a swing with a wood seat; climbed trees; ate tomatoes fresh out of the garden (not washed first - Oh good grief); played in the street after dark. And we grew up to love God, love and honor our parents, and were proud to be an American. Thanks, badbobby.

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you Bear