golf fun
Mar 30, 2015 19:54:19 #
two old golfers were playing the front nine when one mentioned that he had a dental appointment with Dr Smith.
the next day
"really" the other replied."i went to that dentist two years ago"
"did he do a good job"the first old man asked
"I was playing yesterday when a guy on the next green hooked his drive.it musta been goin a hundred miles an hour,and it hit me smack in my jewels"the other said
"what in tarnation does that have to do with Dr Smith"the first guy asked
"well it was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt"
the next day
"really" the other replied."i went to that dentist two years ago"
"did he do a good job"the first old man asked
"I was playing yesterday when a guy on the next green hooked his drive.it musta been goin a hundred miles an hour,and it hit me smack in my jewels"the other said
"what in tarnation does that have to do with Dr Smith"the first guy asked
"well it was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt"
Mar 30, 2015 20:30:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
two old golfers were playing the front nine when o... (show quote)
'HOOK-EM HORNS' :!: :thumbup: I usually fade/slice. :wink:
Mar 30, 2015 20:42:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
'HOOK-EM HORNS' :!: :thumbup: I usually fade/slice. :wink:
if you can drive like all jarheads can shoot
then you are a pretty good driver
hows your putting??
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Mar 30, 2015 20:52:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
if you can drive like all jarheads can shoot
then you are a pretty good driver
hows your putting??
then you are a pretty good driver
hows your putting??
My short game, especially putting, was my strength. :wink: Although I hit the woods really well off the tee...it's getting out of the woods that gave me trouble. :roll: I haven't golfed in over 4 years, though. I had about a 12 handicap with one hole-in-one and one round of par on an easy course in my ten years of golfing. On most courses, I would shoot in the low to mid 80's. Ironically, when I retired, I stopped golfing.
Mar 30, 2015 20:55:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
My short game, especially putting, was my strength. :wink: Although I hit the woods really well off the tee...it's getting out of the woods that gave me trouble. :roll: I haven't golfed in over 4 years, though. I had about a 12 handicap with one-hole in-one and one round of par on an easy course. On most courses, I would shoot in the low to mid 80's.
dadburn you Slat
I never broke a hundred
lol
Mar 30, 2015 20:56:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
dadburn you Slat
I never broke a hundred
lol
I never broke a hundred
lol
I've never had a $100 bill to break. :roll: :oops: :?
Mar 30, 2015 21:00:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
I've never had a $100 bill to break. :roll: :oops: :?
heck I thought we was talkin bout golf
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Mar 30, 2015 22:05:16 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
if you can drive like all jarheads can shoot
then you are a pretty good driver
hows your putting??
then you are a pretty good driver
hows your putting??
that depends on how many beans he has eaten
Mar 30, 2015 22:13:24 #
Mar 30, 2015 22:28:50 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
Slat is a beaneater???
you better believe it
Mar 30, 2015 22:35:02 #
Mar 30, 2015 22:37:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well I knew he was a jarhead ---- but-----
I am not only a beaneater, I am a humanbean. :thumbup: :-D ....and, a Jarhead. :mrgreen:
Mar 30, 2015 22:38:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alex wrote:
that depends on how many beans he has eaten
:shock: :oops:
Mar 30, 2015 22:42:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
I am not only a beaneater, I am a humanbean. :thumbup: :-D ....and, a Jarhead. :mrgreen:
ny and Alexs deepest sympathiys Slat
Mar 30, 2015 22:42:45 #
badbobby wrote:
ny and Alexs deepest sympathiys Slat
I do however know that you mean well
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