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Mar 22, 2015 03:04:41   #
faddle
 
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”

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Mar 22, 2015 03:29:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 22, 2015 03:42:18   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
TOOO Funny, but sadly true!!!

faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 22, 2015 04:45:46   #
Kevyn
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”

You do realize that President Obama received a higher percentage of the Jewish vote in all of his elections than Netanyahu did in any of his.

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Mar 22, 2015 04:52:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Kevyn wrote:
You do realize that President Obama received a higher percentage of the Jewish vote in all of his elections than Netanyahu did in any of his.


Apples and oranges, but good try Kev. :lol: :lol:

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Mar 22, 2015 05:40:58   #
Douglas Graham Loc: The Mountains
 
I do realize you are FOS up to your eyeballs. Read below.



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Mar 22, 2015 05:41:59   #
Douglas Graham Loc: The Mountains
 
I do realize you are FOS up to your eyeballs. Read below.
For faddle





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Mar 22, 2015 05:57:22   #
Kachina
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”




Alleluia!!!

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Mar 22, 2015 08:20:35   #
hprinze Loc: Central Florida
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


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I believe it will be a day of celebration in all the non muslim world.

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Mar 22, 2015 08:39:43   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


Great joke and good comment. Welcome to OPP glad to see new faces once in a while.

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Mar 22, 2015 10:54:47   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Stupidity knows no cultural boundaries. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Kevyn wrote:
You do realize that President Obama received a higher percentage of the Jewish vote in all of his elections than Netanyahu did in any of his.

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Mar 23, 2015 09:31:35   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
Short Sweet & Snappy.

:XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Mar 23, 2015 12:53:19   #
DamnYANKEE
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 23, 2015 13:15:10   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
faddle wrote:
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


Not only funny but true as well!

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Mar 23, 2015 13:16:57   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
Kevyn wrote:
You do realize that President Obama received a higher percentage of the Jewish vote in all of his elections than Netanyahu did in any of his.


Hush now keV grown folks are talking.

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