Down on One Knee!
Mar 17, 2015 07:22:22 #
archie bunker wrote:
They are! I hope he makes it through the whole wedding ordeal. I talked to him for 45 min. earlier, and he is already about to lose his mind! His mother, mother in law to be, sister, etc... He is the very diplomatic version of me; but he will tell folks to pound sand if pushed, and fly to Vegas to get married!! LOL!! I think I managed to talk him through his frustration for now. :lol:
Sounds like you should consider taking him on either a fishing trip or hunting so he can escape all that girly, excitement that will turn him into a blithering idiot of frustration.
Mar 17, 2015 07:27:41 #
AuntiE wrote:
I believe Mr.B would be just as happy if we did an online wedding party. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
IDEA - send Slats to the kitchen where he can 'taste test' before the food is all arranged to present to guests. MAYBE he would fill up enough he wouldn't have to 'this little piggy' in front of guests.
Mar 17, 2015 07:39:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
IDEA - send Slats to the kitchen where he can 'taste test' before the food is all arranged to present to guests. MAYBE he would fill up enough he wouldn't have to 'this little piggy' in front of guests.
An excellent idea :!: :thumbup: :-P
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Mar 17, 2015 09:15:57 #
There was a joke years ago about an evangelist who went to observe and pray with this African tribe. They were going to celebrate a wedding the next day and they asked him to officiate. He asked if they needed any directions on how to proceed, and they told him, "No, we have read all about how you do it in America."
The next day everything is proceeding beautifully. The music begins to play and much to the shock of the evangelist, a fellow runs through the crowd touching the women on their breasts. After that disruption, all moves along as smoothly as an American wedding. When the couple leave the gathering, and the rice is thrown, the evangelist asks the chief, "What was the purpose of the fellow running through the crowd to touch the ladies on their breasts?" The chief answers, "In the book, it said a 'nervous titter' ran through the crowd."
At this point, the book did not say, "OK, so it's a groaner."
The next day everything is proceeding beautifully. The music begins to play and much to the shock of the evangelist, a fellow runs through the crowd touching the women on their breasts. After that disruption, all moves along as smoothly as an American wedding. When the couple leave the gathering, and the rice is thrown, the evangelist asks the chief, "What was the purpose of the fellow running through the crowd to touch the ladies on their breasts?" The chief answers, "In the book, it said a 'nervous titter' ran through the crowd."
At this point, the book did not say, "OK, so it's a groaner."
Mar 17, 2015 14:08:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
There was a joke years ago about an evangelist who... (show quote)
You got a smile...and a groan. :thumbup: :-D
Mar 17, 2015 15:29:42 #
BearK wrote:
IDEA - send Slats to the kitchen where he can 'taste test' before the food is all arranged to present to guests. MAYBE he would fill up enough he wouldn't have to 'this little piggy' in front of guests.
Better idea, have Slats prepare the food. He tells us he is an excellent cook. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Mar 17, 2015 15:35:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Better idea, have Slats prepare the food. He tells us he is an excellent cook. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Is that a Saul Alinsky tactic :?: :lol:
Mar 17, 2015 15:55:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is that a Saul Alinsky tactic :?: :lol:
I am not sure Mr. Alinsky had any ideas concerning food preparation, only consumption of others efforts and work.
Mar 17, 2015 16:01:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I am not sure Mr. Alinsky had any ideas concerning food preparation, only consumption of others efforts and work.
Diverting and deflecting the direction of the subject...eating food as opposed to preparing food :!: :hunf:
Mar 17, 2015 16:09:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Diverting and deflecting the direction of the subject...eating food as opposed to preparing food :!: :hunf:
You could sample as you prepare the food.
Mar 17, 2015 16:48:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
You could sample as you prepare the food.
I always do :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen: To some extent.:oops:
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Mar 17, 2015 19:11:37 #
Archie,
Being the benevolent, compassionate, gentle and helpful person, as usual. I have found some wonderful sites for you. Hopefully, you will enjoy your studies. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Duties and responsibilities of the father of the groom. How to support your son, what to wear, where to sit, advice on sharing of costs, and more.
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The parents of the bride play a vital role in planning their daughter's wedding, and traditionally, the father of the groom has had little to do. Times have changed ...
The reaction to this should be fun. :lol: :roll: :mrgreen: :twisted:
Being the benevolent, compassionate, gentle and helpful person, as usual. I have found some wonderful sites for you. Hopefully, you will enjoy your studies. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Father of the Groom | GroomPower.com
www.groompower.com/roles-and-duties/father-of-the-groom
Duties and responsibilities of the father of the groom. How to support your son, what to wear, where to sit, advice on sharing of costs, and more.
Father of the Groom Checklist and Duties - The Man Registry
www.themanregistry.com/ArticleDetails.aspx?AID=49
Seeing your son get married is one of the proudest moments in a parent's life. It's quite an accomplishment to raise a child from a young boy to a grown man ...
Father of the Groom | Responsibilities & Father of the Groom Duties
www.weddingsday.co.uk ... Wedding / Bridal Party
This article takes a closer look at the role of the Father of the Groom in the proceedings and highlights tradtional and potential duties that might fall his way.
What Are the Duties of the Father of the Groom? | eHow
www.ehow.com Weddings
The parents of the bride play a vital role in planning their daughter's wedding, and traditionally, the father of the groom has had little to do. Times have changed ...
The reaction to this should be fun. :lol: :roll: :mrgreen: :twisted:
Mar 17, 2015 19:59:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Archie...I see you are in good hands. :lol:
Do not let it be said I didn't forewarn you. :mrgreen:
Do not let it be said I didn't forewarn you. :mrgreen:
Mar 17, 2015 20:37:08 #
AuntiE wrote:
Archie, br br Being the benevolent, compassionat... (show quote)
Can't I just give her father a hog! I will be recieving a free one as soon as they are weaned.
Ain't they cute!
Mar 17, 2015 21:16:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
Can't I just give her father a hog! I will be recieving a free one as soon as they are weaned.
That looks like a feral hog to me...maybe even a crossbreed with a javelina.
But, then, I'm not Marlin Perkins. :wink:
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