the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (
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Very funny and probably all true.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (
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Your mother was a very knowledgeable woman. It is good she made a list concerning your activities. :shock: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
AuntiE wrote:
Your mother was a very knowledgeable woman. It is good she made a list concerning your activities. :shock: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :XD: :thumbup: :wink: :XD: :thumbup:
no propaganda please wrote:
:lol: :XD: :thumbup: :wink: :XD: :thumbup:
Mama always told me I was special to her
she called me her Baby
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (
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:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
badbobby wrote:
Mama always told me I was special to her
she called me her Baby
We will change your name to
BabyBobby! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :lol: :roll:
no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny and probably all true.
the balls you get out of the kitty litter fall apart when you throw them
AuntiE wrote:
We will change your name to BabyBobby! :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :mrgreen: :lol: :roll:
Synonyms for
SPECIAL include peculiar, different, rare, unusual, and specialized. MMMM which do you think fits him best, Aunti?
badbobby wrote:
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex
things Ive learned from my boys
a king sized waterbed holds enough water to fill 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
if you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades,they will ignite
a 3 year old boys voice is louder in a restaurant than 200 adults
if you hook a dogs leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy.it is strong enough however,if tied to an open paint can,it can spray paint on all 4 walls
you should not toss baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
a ceiling fan hits baseballs hard
window glass doesn't stop a baseball when hit by a ceiling fan
when you hear a toilet flush and the words"ohoh"its already too late
brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes a lotta snoke
a 6 year old boy can start a fire with flint rock even though his father says they can only do that in movies
certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old boy
play dough and microwaves don't do well together
super glue is forever
no matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool you still cant walk on water
pool filters don't like jello
vcrs will not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
garbage bags are not good parachutes
marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
plastic toys don't do well in microwaves
spin cycles in washing machines don't make earth worms dizzy
they do however make the cat very dizzy,and cats throw uo twice their body weight
sliding down stair steps on cardboard is fine fun,til you hit bottom
boys---you gotta love em
the following came from a mother in Austin,Tex br ... (
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Good one badbobby. Very funny and true!
My mother found out that little boys thought the seven year locust were tasty and crunchy. To bad I had to wait seven years for the next cuisine to arrive!
She learned not to stick her hands in my dirty jeans pocket before washing them first. Sometimes those spiders where still alive and would run up her arm.
I was just a open minded, curious kid.
That's normal, right?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:
SEMPER FI
AuntiE wrote:
TMI!! :!: :!: :!: :!:
We ARE talking about boys and the outlandish things they do, perhaps you forgot. Good grief
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