A Surgical Solution: Last November, voters handed the Democrats their worst mid term election loss since 1928. Since that occurrence, the Republican Senate and House Leadership has...

Loki Loc: Georgia

Last November, voters handed the Democrats their worst mid term election loss since 1928. Since that occurrence, the Republican Senate and House Leadership has been involved in a non-stop betrayal of the voters and an abrogation of their campaign promises.
I can only conclude that this duplicity stems from a lack of testosterone production among the GOP leadership. Therefore, I plan to form an exploratory committee to investigate what seems to be the only solution to this conundrum, surgical correction of their emasculation.This new and novel procedure would involve taking Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, and attempting to surgically replace the body parts they appear to have lost. I plan on calling this exploratory committee "Gonads for No 'Nads, the Surgical Option."
Anyone wishing to contribute opinions and suggestions may address me here at OPP, with attention directed to my new fact-finding committee; "Gonads for No 'Nads, the Surgical Option."

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

Loki wrote:

Last November, voters handed the Democrats their w... (show quote)

maybe you could get Hillary to donate hers

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Loki wrote:

Last November, voters handed the Democrats their w... (show quote)

It has been suggested, that though female, I have shown signs of having gonads...figuratively. I am willing to contribute some of mine, if you feel it would be helpful.

Loki Loc: Georgia

AuntiE wrote:

It has been suggested, that though female, I have shown signs of having gonads...figuratively. I am willing to contribute some of mine, if you feel it would be helpful.

It would seem, judging by their pouty lips and yellow bellies, that a dose of estrogen might increase their masculinity.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Loki wrote:

It would seem, judging by their pouty lips and yellow bellies, that a dose of estrogen might increase their masculinity.

You do recall Tasine and I suggested all problems could be solved if the Congress was a majority of women. What with PMS, Pre-menopausal and Post-menopausal with a few pregnant members, who would dare argue? :idea: :idea: :idea: :?: :evil: :twisted:

Ve'hoe

That does raise a conundrum,,, as to which sex,, mitch mcconnel is supposed to be emulating,,,,

I have never seen cowardice like this,,,, it may not be operable,,, so I would suggest summary euthanization

Loki wrote:

It would seem, judging by their pouty lips and yellow bellies, that a dose of estrogen might increase their masculinity.

grace scott

AuntiE wrote:

You do recall Tasine and I suggested all problems could be solved if the Congress was a majority of women. What with PMS, Pre-menopausal and Post-menopausal with a few pregnant members, who would dare argue? :idea: :idea: :idea: :?: :evil: :twisted:

Right on target, AuntiE. Ladies could handle this problem to the benefit of America.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

grace scott wrote:

Right on target, AuntiE. Ladies could handle this problem to the benefit of America.

I have a wonderful little, supposed, cartoon; however, my personal feeling it is completely accurate.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I have a wonderful little, supposed, cartoon; however, my personal feeling it is completely accurate.

We have a split vote in our home. :roll: :mrgreen:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

We have a split vote in our home. :roll: :mrgreen:

Hmm....Slatten needs a cuddle. The "vote" is now Sgt.Major -2, Slatten-0. :idea: :!: :mrgreen:

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Loki wrote:

Last November, voters handed the Democrats their w... (show quote)

We could have a 'Convention of states' ..... 26 states are already open to the idea. In fact your state, Florida, and a third I can't recall have already signed legislation to move forward.

Or we could contact our local veterinary clinics and start a collection since the male dogs won't need theirs anymore, after being neutered. Your 'G.F.N.' committee would be able to take care of the particulars. 😜😜😜😜😜

Loki Loc: Georgia

Worried for our children wrote:

We could have a 'Convention of states' ..... 26 states are already open to the idea. In fact your state, Florida, and a third I can't recall have already signed legislation to move forward.

Or we could contact our local veterinary clinics and start a collection since the male dogs won't need theirs anymore, after being neutered. Your 'G.F.N.' committee would be able to take care of the particulars. 😜😜😜😜😜

You're suggesting transplanting the testicles of one son-of-a-bitch to another.
Make sure they come from Rottweilers. Or maybe Pit Bulls.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Worried for our children wrote:

We could have a 'Convention of states' ..... 26 states are already open to the idea. In fact your state, Florida, and a third I can't recall have already signed legislation to move forward.

Or we could contact our local veterinary clinics and start a collection since the male dogs won't need theirs anymore, after being neutered. Your 'G.F.N.' committee would be able to take care of the particulars. 😜😜😜😜😜

With our luck, they would probably come from Chihuahuas.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

AuntiE wrote:

You do recall Tasine and I suggested all problems could be solved if the Congress was a majority of women. What with PMS, Pre-menopausal and Post-menopausal with a few pregnant members, who would dare argue? :idea: :idea: :idea: :?: :evil: :twisted:

There's nothing like "its a PMS kind of day" to cause fear in the hearts of men!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWb5l1_cKk4

SWMBO

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Loki wrote:

With our luck, they would probably come from Chihuahuas.

I go with the Rottweillers and Pit Bulls. We already have the Chihuahua's. You might consider adding a Dobie in there. I have had three and found them to be very testicular.