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Jan 31, 2015 09:12:46   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
As a matter of habit I always read the morning paper in hopes of finding some good news, And because of my declining years I never overlook the obituary in search bad news regarding the loss of friends and associates. And the good news ? Yep ! My name wasn't there...



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Jan 31, 2015 09:19:13   #
Bruce Kennedy Loc: Kansas
 
Good one.

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Jan 31, 2015 09:38:57   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
pappadeux wrote:
As a matter of habit I always read the morning paper in hopes of finding some good news, And because of my declining years I never overlook the obituary in search bad news regarding the loss of friends and associates. And the good news ? Yep ! My name wasn't there...


I always check the Obituaries and the crime reports for the same reason; to make sure I'm not in 'em.

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Jan 31, 2015 09:57:58   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Loki wrote:
I always check the Obituaries and the crime reports for the same reason; to make sure I'm not in 'em.
Jack Benny to Milton Berle, You stole my line, and I'll sick six Jewish lawyer's on you as I am told that they are good at that sort of thing.

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Jan 31, 2015 10:22:55   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
pappadeux wrote:
As a matter of habit I always read the morning paper in hopes of finding some good news, And because of my declining years I never overlook the obituary in search bad news regarding the loss of friends and associates. And the good news ? Yep ! My name wasn't there...


I check to make sure my name isn't there too, and so far so good. Cartoon is very funny.

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Jan 31, 2015 14:10:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Loki wrote:
I always check the Obituaries and the crime reports for the same reason; to make sure I'm not in 'em.


It is always a relief isn't it?

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Jan 31, 2015 17:39:21   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
It is always a relief isn't it?


In the case of the arrest report, it has not always been so.

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Feb 1, 2015 10:13:15   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Loki wrote:
In the case of the arrest report, it has not always been so.
After reading this mornings Obituary I have come to the thought of life after death. Now the purveyors of religion proclaim that there is life after death of which there is much debate. However one thing is for certain!. There is definitely death after life, and you can take that to your grave...

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Feb 1, 2015 11:18:57   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
pappadeux wrote:
After reading this mornings Obituary I have come to the thought of life after death. Now the purveyors of religion proclaim that there is life after death of which there is much debate. However one thing is for certain!. There is definitely death after life, and you can take that to your grave...


Verily.

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Feb 1, 2015 14:20:53   #
grace scott
 
Loki wrote:
I always check the Obituaries and the crime reports for the same reason; to make sure I'm not in 'em.


I found my name in the obits one morning. I felt fine.

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Feb 1, 2015 15:06:47   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grace scott wrote:
I found my name in the obits one morning. I felt fine.


You are fortunate, it was only your doppelgänger.

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Feb 1, 2015 16:19:58   #
grace scott
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are fortunate, it was only your doppelgänger.



Fortunate indeed. She had the same middle initial and was about the right age. A friend got a couple calls asking what happened and why she didn't tell them I was sick.

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Feb 1, 2015 16:41:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
grace scott wrote:
Fortunate indeed. She had the same middle initial and was about the right age. A friend got a couple calls asking what happened and why she didn't tell them I was sick.


Thank goodness it wasn't you and that you are still around. :thumbup:

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Feb 1, 2015 16:44:54   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thank goodness it wasn't you and that you are still around. :thumbup:


Yes, indeed. In my case, sometimes I feel as if the jury is still out.

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Feb 1, 2015 16:58:44   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Loki wrote:
Yes, indeed. In my case, sometimes I feel as if the jury is still out.
I think that I have miss stated my 'No life after death" crack as I now realise that in some places there is really ' life after death' especially in Chicago. These Zombies come to life every election day, and some even voting several times in a matter of hours.

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