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My new turbo powered comfort height toilet
Apr 13, 2024 18:20:46   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I turned it into a planter-- all it was good for . I went to the plumbing store and told them that I wanted a gobbler and I got one and how . They sold me a Total Flush II high efficiency 4.80 gpf /1.28 LPF gauranteed to handle 20 golf balls and 150' of toilet paper in one flush . I don't know what all that means but you better not be sitting down when you flush it . It even has a lid that slowly lowers down when you close it . The doggone thing is a marvel to behold .

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Apr 13, 2024 20:14:07   #
NotMAGA Loc: Upstate NY - in a very red county
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I turned it into a planter-- all it was good for . I went to the plumbing store and told them that I wanted a gobbler and I got one and how . They sold me a Total Flush II high efficiency 4.80 gpf /1.28 LPF gauranteed to handle 20 golf balls and 150' of toilet paper in one flush . I don't know what all that means but you better not be sitting down when you flush it . It even has a lid that slowly lowers down when you close it . The doggone thing is a marvel to behold .
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I ... (show quote)


👍😂🤣 Glad it makes you smile Tom.

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Apr 13, 2024 21:16:49   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
NotMAGA wrote:
👍😂🤣 Glad it makes you smile Tom.


Sure does -corny as it sounds . After using a plunger at least once a week you tend to appreciate a commode that works so doggone well .

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Apr 13, 2024 21:27:56   #
F.D.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I turned it into a planter-- all it was good for . I went to the plumbing store and told them that I wanted a gobbler and I got one and how . They sold me a Total Flush II high efficiency 4.80 gpf /1.28 LPF gauranteed to handle 20 golf balls and 150' of toilet paper in one flush . I don't know what all that means but you better not be sitting down when you flush it . It even has a lid that slowly lowers down when you close it . The doggone thing is a marvel to behold .
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I ... (show quote)


Be careful when you pee, you'd better be 3' away or your dingy might get pulled into that vortex and you with it. I'll bet that would make the 6pm news on all your local channels.

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Apr 13, 2024 21:41:51   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
F.D.R. wrote:
Be careful when you pee, you'd better be 3' away or your dingy might get pulled into that vortex and you with it. I'll bet that would make the 6pm news on all your local channels.


You have a point there

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Apr 14, 2024 07:44:20   #
ed4short Loc: New Hampshire
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I turned it into a planter-- all it was good for . I went to the plumbing store and told them that I wanted a gobbler and I got one and how . They sold me a Total Flush II high efficiency 4.80 gpf /1.28 LPF gauranteed to handle 20 golf balls and 150' of toilet paper in one flush . I don't know what all that means but you better not be sitting down when you flush it . It even has a lid that slowly lowers down when you close it . The doggone thing is a marvel to behold .
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I ... (show quote)


I want one for my ex

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Apr 14, 2024 17:18:11   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
ed4short wrote:
I want one for my ex



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Apr 14, 2024 19:20:02   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
[quote=Coos Bay Tom]Just replaced my overpriced fixture by Crane

Some time ago I received a call from a tenet, problemo bano.
I drive over and there in the yard sits the toilet.
Best laugh of the day.

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Apr 14, 2024 21:13:03   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Sure does -corny as it sounds . After using a plunger at least once a week you tend to appreciate a commode that works so doggone well .


Let us not talk about plungers. Of course, we have the pour extra water into toilet while flushing so everything goes down.

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Apr 14, 2024 22:45:39   #
NotMAGA Loc: Upstate NY - in a very red county
 
AuntiE wrote:
Let us not talk about plungers. Of course, we have the pour extra water into toilet while flushing so everything goes down.


You need one of those golf ball sucking ones! 😂

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Apr 15, 2024 06:46:54   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I turned it into a planter-- all it was good for . I went to the plumbing store and told them that I wanted a gobbler and I got one and how . They sold me a Total Flush II high efficiency 4.80 gpf /1.28 LPF gauranteed to handle 20 golf balls and 150' of toilet paper in one flush . I don't know what all that means but you better not be sitting down when you flush it . It even has a lid that slowly lowers down when you close it . The doggone thing is a marvel to behold .
Just replaced my over priced fixture by Crane --I ... (show quote)


Al Bundy lives. LOL. Too many people just don't respect the sanctity of the morning constitutional in the reading room.
Hope your wife is feeling better. Prayers.

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Apr 15, 2024 11:37:08   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
Al Bundy lives. LOL. Too many people just don't respect the sanctity of the morning constitutional in the reading room.
Hope your wife is feeling better. Prayers.


Many thanks Loki for always being my friend .

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