Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
A man bought a lie detector robot.
Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.
He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.
DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!"
DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?"
DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad.
MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.
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