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Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
Apr 9, 2024 11:14:00   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

A man bought a lie detector robot.

Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.

He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.

DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!"

DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?"

DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad.

MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.

https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/family-jokes/?jokeid=664

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Apr 9, 2024 11:15:35   #
XXX Loc: Somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

A man bought a lie detector robot.

Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.

He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.

DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!"

DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?"

DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad.

MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.

https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/family-jokes/?jokeid=664
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