A USDA man shows up at a farmer's place
Apr 6, 2024 11:43:34 #
A USDA man shows up at a farmer's place
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
Apr 6, 2024 12:13:00 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A USDA man shows up at a farmer's place
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
Apr 6, 2024 12:21:50 #
Gatsby wrote:
Nother Bull Story
In the early 1960's the United States sent a champion herd bull to Vietnam to help improve their cattle herds. The bull didn't breed any of the Vietnamese cattle so they sent a farmer from Iowa over to find out what the problem was. After spending time with the bull which at a distance looked like a conversation the farmer told the Federal Agriculture experts what the problem was. The farmer said the bull thought he was just sent over as an advisor.
Apr 7, 2024 10:40:59 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A USDA man shows up at a farmer's place
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
He says that he is there for an inspection. The farmer says OK just don't go into that field over there. The USDA man says SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO ANYWHERE I WANT.
Farmer says OK. A while later the farmer hears screaming coming from the field. He sees the USDA man running for his life, with the farmers prize bull in hot pursuit. The man is screaming HELP HELP HELP. The farmers yells back, YOUR BADGE. SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.
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