Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

The Old Bulls and the Young

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows." Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: "Ahhhh... actually I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend." Second Bull: "I.. I have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a BULL."

https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/animal-jokes/?jokeid=542

Ted_68

Lamo !

Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA

An old bull and a young bull were standing on a hilltop observing a herd of cows grazing in the pasture below them. The young bull says, "lets run down there and mate one of those cows".
The old bull looks at him and says, "let's walk down there and mate them all"!

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

When I first heard that joke 60 years ago the word "mate" wasn't used.
Telling jokes is a lost art....now days it's just copy and paste.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

I also have a few bull stories. Really, all bull.

In referring to traveling along the road of life, take the old bulls advice and, 'Don't forget to stop and eat the roses along the way.'

And my favorite. The old bull and the young bull walk to the top of a hill and spot a herd of cows in the pasture below. The young bull says, 'How about we run down there and shag us a cow. 'The old bull responds, 'How about we walk down and shag them all.'

When thinking about life, I like to remember those words of good advice.

F.D.R.

I thought it was going to be the old Red Foxx joke. There's an old bull and a young bull up on a hill overlooking a heard of cows. The young bull says, "Why don't we run down there and make love to one of 'em" and the old bull replies, "Hell, let's walk down and make love to all of 'em"!!!

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

I think we are all throwing around a lot of bull.

F.D.R.

That's what guys do best.

Calconserv

I need my boots the bs is getting ankle deep