Five Undeniable Facts
Mar 17, 2024 11:53:52 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
Five Undeniable Facts
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless!
4. Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.
I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds about right.
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless!
4. Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.
I haven’t verified this on Snopes, but it sounds about right.
Mar 17, 2024 11:59:43 #
Nutter wrote:
Five Undeniable Facts br br 1. A girl is said to ... (show quote)
Sounds about right to me too.
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