The cold
Jan 20, 2024 16:33:40 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
archie bunker wrote:
It ain't just about you!!
Ear worm anyone ? https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/postman-0
Jan 20, 2024 18:27:42 #
archie bunker wrote:
It ain't just about you!!
If you ever have a package to deliver to Missouri be sure you are welcome to come and warm at our house. But to tell you the cold you will be facing; Today I saw 2 nightcrawlers mugging a wooly worm trying to get his fur coat.
Jan 20, 2024 20:38:28 #
Armageddun wrote:
If you ever have a package to deliver to Missouri be sure you are welcome to come and warm at our house. But to tell you the cold you will be facing; Today I saw 2 nightcrawlers mugging a wooly worm trying to get his fur coat.
Dad gum Armi! That sounds cold!
It's a little warmer here. Just slightly colder than a Mother in Law's kiss.
Jan 20, 2024 20:45:07 #
liberalhunter wrote:
Only if they're housebroken....they may come in and I'll spend some time teaching him how to read numbers 
How do you know if it's a him? And, what makes you think you can teach people to read numbers? Or, names, or......a lotta stuff.
Jan 20, 2024 20:51:38 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
😂😂😂housebroken 😂😂😂
That reminds me of how remarkably close to that picture how I feel after feeding the horses/donkey/goats/chickens/dogs/cats when the temperature is 0-4 degrees and the wind-chill is -20
Jan 20, 2024 21:14:16 #
Ricktloml wrote:
That reminds me of how remarkably close to that picture how I feel after feeding the horses/donkey/goats/chickens/dogs/cats when the temperature is 0-4 degrees and the wind-chill is -20
You didn't break the ice on their water?
Jan 20, 2024 23:09:29 #
BigJim wrote:
It was the mailman's last day before retiring. At one house the woman invited him in and served a home-cooked breakfast. When finished she invited him to bed, and they made love. As he was leaving, she handed him a dollar.
"What's this"
"I asked my husband what I should do for your last day. He said 'Fuck him, give him a dollar'. The breakfast was my idea."
"What's this"
"I asked my husband what I should do for your last day. He said 'Fuck him, give him a dollar'. The breakfast was my idea."
That’s funny!
Jan 21, 2024 02:48:40 #
liberalhunter
Loc: Your mom's house
archie bunker wrote:
How do you know if it's a him? And, what makes you think you can teach people to read numbers? Or, names, or......a lotta stuff.
Well.... I watch the bearded ( fella?) Drop my neighbors mail in my box a couple times a week..... dunno who this current resident person is, some foreigner with a name like" current".
I will have you know I once trained my snow monkey in less than 30 days to make and bring me a cup of coffee....... couldn't drink it though, he always had his thumb in it when carrying it to me....... like a liberal he also always had his hands in the doo doo.
I have the same faith in my abilities to teach my mail carrier numbers using flash cards and small electrical shocks.
Jan 21, 2024 08:15:17 #
liberalhunter wrote:
Well.... I watch the bearded ( fella?) Drop my nei... (show quote)
Not sure where it's from, but current is like a Hispanic name. You know, Martinez, Valdez, Hernandez.
I may have to enlist your training skills at some point because I hate to take a day off because it's an absolute wreck when I get back.
OK. Let's say you're a mail carrier working a route that isn't yours. You have mail for a house with no window coverings, you can see right through it, not a stick of furniture, or anything in there, and a green card in the mailbox that says VACANT in large black letters. Do you put the mail in the box? Our idiots do. ....
Jan 21, 2024 10:21:02 #
Jan 21, 2024 17:13:05 #
archie bunker wrote:
Dad gum Armi! That sounds cold!
It's a little warmer here. Just slightly colder than a Mother in Law's kiss.
It's a little warmer here. Just slightly colder than a Mother in Law's kiss.
Jan 21, 2024 19:16:43 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure where it's from, but current is like a Hi... (show quote)
Looking in the window one thing you will see is a tortilla on the stove.
Jan 22, 2024 12:21:46 #
archie bunker wrote:
You didn't break the ice on their water?
I have a couple of stingers for the chicken/goats/donkey/horses' water...although I also have a couple of grandchildren who live next door, and with temps that low the more shallow chicken/goat water, even with the stinger, did get a thin layer of ice on the top, a few healthy stomps from the "boys" gave that stinger just the help it needed. The cats/dogs are spoiled...are inside or have a heated room to go to.
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