Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

What a Scotsman Has Under His Kilt...

A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland. He told the tailor, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here, and if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings." A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of material left over. Take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it." The lad rushed home and donned his kilt. He decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to wear his underwear. When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?" "Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed. "Aye, and if ye like it, y'ell really like what's underneath," he bragged as he lifted his kilt. "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly. Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on, he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"

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Radar OReilly

https://youtu.be/RtE7ut5GTzE?si=3nthZx7Gz7keGN1-

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

That's great...thanks

Radar OReilly

I also liked your joke....Being of Scots lineage. I still attend clan games and hopefully will make it to Grandfather Mtn(NC)for the HighlandGames/Gathering of the Clans in the US This Summer.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I once heard bout a Scotsman that caught a fly in his soup. He picked it up by it's wings, shook it and said.....spit it out.

BigJim

The kilt joke works better ass follows. He only has one extra yard, and plans to give it for Christmas. When she sees under his kilt, he says "I so hope you're liking it, because you're getting a yard of it for Christmas."

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa