badbobby Loc: texas

these are actual letters written to a menphis school

1-my son is under doctors care and cant take pe today.please execute him
2--plese excuse lisa for being absent,she was sick and I had her shot
3-please excuse Gloria fron gym today,she is administrating
4--dear school,plese ecscs johnny being absent on jan28,29,30,31,32,and also 33
5-excuse bobby from gym for a few days,he fell from a tree and misplaced his hip
6--john has been absent because he had two teeth taken from his face
7--john was absent because he was hurt in the growing part playing football
8megancould not come to school because she was bothered by veryclose veins
9--chris was absent because he had an acre in his side
10--excuse larry from yesterday he had loose vowels
11excuse lesli for being absent,she had thes hits
12please excuse tommy for being out ,he had diarea and his boots leak
13irving was absent because he missed his bust
14--please excuse jerry for being,it was his fathers fault
15--I kep billie home cause she had to go shopping,because I don't know what sise she wear
16-excuse jill for being absent.we forgot to get the sunday paper from the porch,and when we found it Monday,we thought it was sunday
17-sally will be absent a week from Friday,we have to attend her funeral
18- excuse jack from yesterday,he had a cold and couldn't breed
19cynthia was absent because she was very tired,she spent the weekend with the marines
20-please excuse Brenda,she was ill and was under the doctor
21-gloria was absent because she had a gangover
22please excuse mary,she was in bed with gramps
lastly----mary was absent cause she had sore throatmfever and ached all over
her sister was also sick
her brother had sore throat and fever
I was not best neither,i had sore throat
sometings going on around here
her father got hot last nite

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