The SMARTEST Lady in the World.
Dec 5, 2023 20:18:39 #
Once upon a time, Trump, Hillary, and a little girl were on an airplane. Suddenly the engine began to die out and the pilot said, " we are going down and there are only 3 parachutes. Since i am a pastor they need me yet on earth. He grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
"Well Hillary said, " they need me yet on earth because i am the smartest lady on earth. She grabbed one and left.
Trump looked at the little girl and said. "I have lived most of my life and you have all yours to live yet so you might as well take the last parachute. "
Don't worry the little girl said, " the smartest lady on earth jumped off with my backpack.
"Well Hillary said, " they need me yet on earth because i am the smartest lady on earth. She grabbed one and left.
Trump looked at the little girl and said. "I have lived most of my life and you have all yours to live yet so you might as well take the last parachute. "
Don't worry the little girl said, " the smartest lady on earth jumped off with my backpack.
Dec 5, 2023 20:33:30 #
David L
Loc: Central Wisconsin
XXX wrote:
Once upon a time, Trump, Hillary, and a little gir... (show quote)
Makes sense that her last act in life was to steal something.
Dec 5, 2023 20:39:14 #
Dec 5, 2023 20:48:58 #
XXX wrote:
Once upon a time, Trump, Hillary, and a little gir... (show quote)
There was a photographer who actually did that. He planned to film his skydiving adventure and being so concerned about getting all his gear strapped on he forgot the parachute. He realized the problem when he reached for the rip cord.
Dec 5, 2023 20:49:37 #
Dec 5, 2023 21:37:39 #
XXX wrote:
Once upon a time, Trump, Hillary, and a little gir... (show quote)
50 years ago, that same joke was told about Henry Kissinger.
Dec 5, 2023 22:03:54 #
Dec 5, 2023 22:22:59 #
Gatsby wrote:
50 years ago, that same joke was told about Henry Kissinger.
Hope we don’t have to wait 50 years to bury Clinton!
Dec 6, 2023 01:51:23 #
Gatsby wrote:
50 years ago, that same joke was told about Henry Kissinger.
Dec 6, 2023 08:14:16 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Hope we don’t have to wait 50 years to bury Clinton!
Oh man some people on here would be 120 to 130 years old.
Dec 6, 2023 08:39:08 #
XXX wrote:
Oh man some people on here would be 120 to 130 years old.
OMG...I can't even imagine being that old! EEEKS!! 😵
Dec 6, 2023 10:06:08 #
David L wrote:
Makes sense that her last act in life was to steal something.
Dec 7, 2023 22:21:34 #
XXX wrote:
Once upon a time, Trump, Hillary, and a little gir... (show quote)
But Hillary's fat legs saved her.
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