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Dec 24, 2014 15:41:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appearedand said
I want all the menwho were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives,line up in another
and all the women should report to st peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired,how did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
the man replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE

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Dec 24, 2014 16:10:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appearedand said
I want all the menwho were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives,line up in another
and all the women should report to st peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired,how did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
the man replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)


Outstanding. :thumbup: :

A man who can follow simple instructions. :!: :!:

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Dec 24, 2014 16:12:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Outstanding. :thumbup: :

A man who can follow simple instructions. :!: :!:


auntie
that would be me in the short line
but I bet I wouldn't be alone

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Dec 24, 2014 18:00:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appearedand said
I want all the menwho were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives,line up in another
and all the women should report to st peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired,how did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
the man replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: Ah yes, memories.

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Dec 24, 2014 18:01:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Outstanding. :thumbup: :

A man who can follow simple instructions. :!: :!:


A fully expected response.

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Dec 24, 2014 18:21:16   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A fully expected response.


Think how secure you feel in having consistent accuracy in your life. :idea: :D

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Dec 24, 2014 20:21:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Think how secure you feel in having consistent accuracy in your life. :idea: :D


I never suffer from feelings of insecurity with you around, my dear sweet AuntiE.

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Dec 25, 2014 05:52:31   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
AuntiE wrote:
Outstanding. :thumbup: :

A man who can follow simple instructions. :!: :!:


It was funny, but kind of sad. :XD: :XD:

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Dec 25, 2014 10:42:08   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
BearK wrote:
It was funny, but kind of sad. :XD: :XD:


I really can't believe I was the only one in that line the rest must have been ashamed to admit it

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Dec 25, 2014 11:07:27   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
alex wrote:
I really can't believe I was the only one in that line the rest must have been ashamed to admit it


Pride goes before destruction, Proverbs 16:18

Good for you, Alex

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