Cowboy Humor
Jul 2, 2023 10:49:09 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
40 miles North of Laramie, Wyoming on old US 30 is the nearly ghost town of Rock River. Just North of the town is the Marshall Road and if you turn right and travel about 8 miles you'll come upon the sprawling, 77 section, Carlin cattle Ranch.
43 years ago, this month, some of the younger cowboys on the Carlin Ranch were preparing to go into Laramie for the 4th of July weekend and whoop it up with the summer school co-eds from the U of Wyoming. As they prepared to leave their attention fell on Old Hank sitting outside, hatless, spitin & widdlin. Old Hank rarely even went into Rock River and hadn't been to Laramie in over 15 years. He was pretty much a quiet, weathered cuss, older & reclusive. One of the unique things about Hank was that he'd never had a store bought haircut in his life. From his youth to his current 56 years, his haircuts were always a bowl and trim.
The lads felt sorry for Hank being alone on the 4th and invited him to go with them but Hank declined. "There's nothing in Laramie I need" declared Hank. "That's not true" said Tom. "You really need a haircut and Laramie has the fanciest new Barber Shop in the entire State." After much cajoling, and almost a wrestling match, Hank conceded. Later the boys dropped Hank off at the Barber Shop and set out on their own mission of debauchery.
Hank walked into the Barber Shop and as he took his hat off the hair falling out under the hat caused the Barber to say, "you really do need a haircut." "That's what I'm here for partner," responded Hank. The Barber pointed at one of the Barber Chairs and told Hank to go sit down. Hank had never seen a Barber Chair before and began studying it closely. Finally, figuring it out, he sat down on the low part and grabbed the footrest. The Barber looked at Hank and asked "what the hell are you sitting down there for?" Hank turned and looked at the seat behind him and asked, "where are you supposed to sit?" They eventually got it worked out.
Halfway thru his haircut the side door to the back room opened and out walked the most gorgeous, buxom young woman Hank had ever seen in his life. He was aghast, almost breathless. The young manicurist felt Hanks intense stare, she turned to him and ask, " Sir, do you need your cuticles pushed back?" Hank blowing up both purple and red in shame, squeeked out, "No mam, its the tight Jeans. I think if can get up and walk around a bit I'll be alright."
43 years ago, this month, some of the younger cowboys on the Carlin Ranch were preparing to go into Laramie for the 4th of July weekend and whoop it up with the summer school co-eds from the U of Wyoming. As they prepared to leave their attention fell on Old Hank sitting outside, hatless, spitin & widdlin. Old Hank rarely even went into Rock River and hadn't been to Laramie in over 15 years. He was pretty much a quiet, weathered cuss, older & reclusive. One of the unique things about Hank was that he'd never had a store bought haircut in his life. From his youth to his current 56 years, his haircuts were always a bowl and trim.
The lads felt sorry for Hank being alone on the 4th and invited him to go with them but Hank declined. "There's nothing in Laramie I need" declared Hank. "That's not true" said Tom. "You really need a haircut and Laramie has the fanciest new Barber Shop in the entire State." After much cajoling, and almost a wrestling match, Hank conceded. Later the boys dropped Hank off at the Barber Shop and set out on their own mission of debauchery.
Hank walked into the Barber Shop and as he took his hat off the hair falling out under the hat caused the Barber to say, "you really do need a haircut." "That's what I'm here for partner," responded Hank. The Barber pointed at one of the Barber Chairs and told Hank to go sit down. Hank had never seen a Barber Chair before and began studying it closely. Finally, figuring it out, he sat down on the low part and grabbed the footrest. The Barber looked at Hank and asked "what the hell are you sitting down there for?" Hank turned and looked at the seat behind him and asked, "where are you supposed to sit?" They eventually got it worked out.
Halfway thru his haircut the side door to the back room opened and out walked the most gorgeous, buxom young woman Hank had ever seen in his life. He was aghast, almost breathless. The young manicurist felt Hanks intense stare, she turned to him and ask, " Sir, do you need your cuticles pushed back?" Hank blowing up both purple and red in shame, squeeked out, "No mam, its the tight Jeans. I think if can get up and walk around a bit I'll be alright."
Jul 2, 2023 11:57:19 #
Jul 2, 2023 11:57:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
padremike wrote:
40 miles North of Laramie, Wyoming on old US 30 is... (show quote)
Got'ta love them cowboys
Hank clearly needs to get out more often.
Jul 3, 2023 00:55:44 #
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