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Sunday humor
Nov 2, 2014 11:02:33 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
A preacher phoned the city's newspaper."Thank you very much,"said he. "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was "What Jesus Saw in a Publican."
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
Nov 2, 2014 12:31:41 #
cant beleve wrote:
A preacher phoned the city's newspaper."Thank you very much,"said he. "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was "What Jesus Saw in a Publican."
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
:thumbup: That was funny
Nov 2, 2014 15:35:54 #
cant beleve wrote:
A preacher phoned the city's newspaper."Thank you very much,"said he. "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was "What Jesus Saw in a Publican."
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
Had he asked what Jesus saw in a Democrat, no one would have attended.
Nov 2, 2014 15:47:51 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Had he asked what Jesus saw in a Democrat, no one would have attended.
:thumbup: Right?
Nov 2, 2014 17:42:21 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Old_Gringo wrote:
Had he asked what Jesus saw in a Democrat, no one would have attended.
It would have been a one word sermon nothing
Nov 2, 2014 18:02:07 #
no propaganda please wrote:
It would have been a one word sermon nothing
When I read the Bible I see where Jesus healed the blind, the deaf, the crippled, the prostitute, the tax collector, forgave the murderer, the adulterer, healed the demon possessed, raised the dead, helped the widow, fed the multitudes. healed the leper, but I never have read anything about Him helping the democrat or liberal. Am I missing something? Just kidding, no propaganda please. Just kidding.
Nov 3, 2014 09:52:08 #
cant beleve wrote:
A preacher phoned the city's newspaper."Thank you very much,"said he. "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was "What Jesus Saw in a Publican."
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!
Good one, CB.
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