This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks ... (
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Be kind to your web footed friends...
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Be kind to your web footed friends...
I gently smoke them to medium rare.
Marty 2020 wrote:
I gently smoke them to medium rare.
I prefer them A L'Orange with a good Burgundy.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I prefer them A L'Orange with a good Burgundy.
Breasted out, cleaned up, feathers removed from holes, coated in olive oil, sprinkled with Montreal steak seasoning, bbq to med rare at max.
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Marty 2020 wrote:
Breasted out, cleaned up, feathers removed from holes, coated in olive oil, sprinkled with Montreal steak seasoning, bbq to med rare at max.
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
My second favorite breast is duck.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
My second favorite breast is duck.
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
Marty 2020 wrote:
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
...just not 3 on one setting.
Marty 2020 wrote:
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
Now, I'm trying to remember if Daisy Duck had breasts.
Her sister, Deesize Duck did.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Her sister, Deesize Duck did.
That might have been Double Deesize Duck.
Peaver Bogart wrote:
That might have been Double Deesize Duck.
Donald was always nervous around her, Daisy caught him staring at them Double Dee's and flattened his quackers with a frying pan.
I heard that Scrooge McDuck paid for implants and got rewarded...
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