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Best bar joke ever.
Jun 7, 2022 15:45:30   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Whiskey. "The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Biden?

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Jun 7, 2022 15:55:54   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
eagleye13 wrote:
BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Whiskey. "The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Biden?
BEST BAR JOKE EVER br br Guy goes into a bar in B... (show quote)



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Jun 7, 2022 17:39:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Whiskey. "The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Biden?
BEST BAR JOKE EVER br br Guy goes into a bar in B... (show quote)

I heard that joke some time ago. But, the punchline had Trump in it.

Ya' got BDS, Eagle.

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Jun 7, 2022 19:44:37   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
slatten49 wrote:
I heard that joke some time ago. But, the punchline had Trump in it.

Ya' got BDS, Eagle.


Ya travel in different circle than I! LOL
Keep running in that same circle, and you will make butter.

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Jun 7, 2022 19:51:50   #
BIRDMAN
 
eagleye13 wrote:
BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Whiskey. "The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Biden?
BEST BAR JOKE EVER br br Guy goes into a bar in B... (show quote)


Funny

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Jun 7, 2022 21:08:29   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Ya travel in different circle than I! LOL
Keep running in that same circle, and you will make butter.


Biden Butter?

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Jun 7, 2022 21:09:39   #
JR-57 Loc: South Carolina
 
manning5 wrote:
Biden Butter?


Past itโ€™s expiration date Iโ€™m sure.

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Jun 7, 2022 22:59:56   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
manning5 wrote:
Biden Butter?


"Biden Butter?"
Yep!
Lard with a drop of yellow dye.

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Jun 8, 2022 07:51:11   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Whiskey. "The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ? The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Biden?
BEST BAR JOKE EVER br br Guy goes into a bar in B... (show quote)


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Jun 8, 2022 18:54:35   #
maryla
 
JR-57 wrote:
Past itโ€™s expiration date Iโ€™m sure.


Agreed!!!

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Jun 9, 2022 01:55:47   #
nonalien1 Loc: Mojave Desert
 
slatten49 wrote:
I heard that joke some time ago. But, the punchline had Trump in it.

Ya' got BDS, Eagle.


The joke fits much better with Biden ('cause dem acrats is so Stoopid). Ya You๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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