Mongolian VD
Jan 25, 2022 02:27:48 #
Mongolian VD
While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”
While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”
Jan 25, 2022 05:50:59 #
Jan 25, 2022 06:04:01 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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you probably remember this one---In Vietnam 75% of the women have V.D. and 25% have tuberculosis so you only f**k the ones that cough.Jan 25, 2022 10:25:18 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote: you probably remember this one---In Vietnam 75% of the women have V.D. and 25% have tuberculosis so you only f**k the ones that cough.
you probably remember this one---In Vietnam 75% of the women have V.D. and 25% have tuberculosis so you only f**k the ones that cough.That's funny
I was in Vietnam 3 times and never heard that but there are a lot of very beautiful Vietnamese ladies. I like the Vietnamese people. There are good people of all races and religions and also bad ones too. I worked at a Computer Help Desk for a college and worked with many students. The Vietnamese seemed to be the best and most dedicated workers. Much better workers than the American young students. When I was young I used to work in a Foundry which is hot, hard, dirty work. I could always tell who had been raised in town or on a farm. The farm raised boys knew how to work.
Jan 31, 2022 12:09:36 #
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