Oxygen is a gateway drug
May 24, 2021 18:20:01 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
That's right, Oxygen (O2). Everyone on the planet is addicted to it, to varying degrees, with folks living high on mountains being the lest addicted. When O2 supplies are ample, folks succumb to additional addictive substances, such as, water/snow skiing, running/jogging, BBQing, mass shooting and other self destructive substances.
When supplies of O2 are low, usually as a result of deforestation, pollution or political rallies, folks turn to more moderate addictive substances, such as, watching golf, reality TV, taking online courses or joining a book club. For people who try to quit, the withdrawal symptoms are severe, and the only known treatment is, ironically, more O2, thus continuing the deadly cycle.
If people would just stop breathing, things would begin to improve around here.
When supplies of O2 are low, usually as a result of deforestation, pollution or political rallies, folks turn to more moderate addictive substances, such as, watching golf, reality TV, taking online courses or joining a book club. For people who try to quit, the withdrawal symptoms are severe, and the only known treatment is, ironically, more O2, thus continuing the deadly cycle.
If people would just stop breathing, things would begin to improve around here.
May 24, 2021 18:25:46 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That's right, Oxygen (O2). Everyone on the planet ... (show quote)
I admit oxygen is wasted on you.
May 24, 2021 18:39:20 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That's right, Oxygen (O2). Everyone on the planet ... (show quote)
That was corny..........Goober ?
Now This Is Funny
May 24, 2021 19:26:30 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That's right, Oxygen (O2). Everyone on the planet ... (show quote)
What the heck are you smoking?
May 24, 2021 19:30:21 #
Gatsby wrote:
What the heck are you smoking?
I think maybe in this Goober's case, he'd be better off if he 'was' smoking dope.
May 24, 2021 22:12:03 #
May 25, 2021 05:32:28 #
lpnmajor wrote:
I knew the lowest IQ folks would answer first. 
Answers require a question, you asked none.
How many times did you flunk English?
FYI: That was a question.
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