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May 18, 2021 12:44:04 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wearing-binkies-to-wean-themselves-off-masks
Democrats Wearing Binkies To Wean Themselves Off Masks
May 17th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.—With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks.
"The binky is a perfect bridge toward a maskless future," said one Democrat. He then quickly popped the rubber nipple back in his mouth for a few minutes before continuing. "I think it's important to be open and vulnerable about the trauma we have all experienced in the last year." He then grabbed his blanket and teddy bear and went down for a nap.
Dr. Fauci has endorsed the use of binkies for vaccinated Democrats, but he's still suggesting a mask be worn over them at all times.
In his nightly segment, Sean Hannity ridiculed Democrats for being such big babies. "We live in a nation of sissified man babies," he said before taking a quick hit from his vape pen.
Democrats Wearing Binkies To Wean Themselves Off Masks
May 17th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
U.S.—With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks.
"The binky is a perfect bridge toward a maskless future," said one Democrat. He then quickly popped the rubber nipple back in his mouth for a few minutes before continuing. "I think it's important to be open and vulnerable about the trauma we have all experienced in the last year." He then grabbed his blanket and teddy bear and went down for a nap.
Dr. Fauci has endorsed the use of binkies for vaccinated Democrats, but he's still suggesting a mask be worn over them at all times.
In his nightly segment, Sean Hannity ridiculed Democrats for being such big babies. "We live in a nation of sissified man babies," he said before taking a quick hit from his vape pen.
May 18, 2021 12:55:43 #
If this is true, it’s sicker than I thought.
May 18, 2021 13:36:51 #
This story is horse puckey the progressives I know welcome putting the masks aside. It's Republicans who seem to be in a twist about this, yes now the people who didn't wear a mask are so worried about the new CDC directives.
May 18, 2021 13:44:03 #
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