Entire Water Polo Team Drowns Kneeling For National Anthem
Apr 28, 2021 12:42:33 #
Entire Water Polo Team Drowns Kneeling For National Anthem
IRVINE, CA—Tragedy has struck once again. The entire men's U.S. water polo team has drowned after kneeling during the national anthem in an exhibition game today, sources confirmed moments ago.
As soon as the flag was unfurled and the national anthem started to play, all the polo players swam to the bottom of the pool and took a knee. The anthem lasted a long time, as the singer decided to add all those weird vocal fills to change things up. Unfortunately, it lasted so long that the entire team took in too much water and died.
"Yes, this is a tragedy -- but it's also a victory for the social justice movement," said the team's coach in a somber press conference. "They couldn't breathe and they took a knee -- what powerful reminders of the injustices in this country."
"MMMM!!!" said one polo player moments before his untimely demise. "MMM! MMM! MMMMMM!!!"
Analysts believe he was trying to scream "Black Lives Matter" before he succumbed to unconsciousness.
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-water-polo-team-drowns-kneeling-for-national-anthem
IRVINE, CA—Tragedy has struck once again. The entire men's U.S. water polo team has drowned after kneeling during the national anthem in an exhibition game today, sources confirmed moments ago.
As soon as the flag was unfurled and the national anthem started to play, all the polo players swam to the bottom of the pool and took a knee. The anthem lasted a long time, as the singer decided to add all those weird vocal fills to change things up. Unfortunately, it lasted so long that the entire team took in too much water and died.
"Yes, this is a tragedy -- but it's also a victory for the social justice movement," said the team's coach in a somber press conference. "They couldn't breathe and they took a knee -- what powerful reminders of the injustices in this country."
"MMMM!!!" said one polo player moments before his untimely demise. "MMM! MMM! MMMMMM!!!"
Analysts believe he was trying to scream "Black Lives Matter" before he succumbed to unconsciousness.
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-water-polo-team-drowns-kneeling-for-national-anthem
Apr 28, 2021 12:59:31 #
Apr 28, 2021 12:59:56 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Glad it is the Babylon Bee. These days it could very well been for real!!!
Apr 28, 2021 13:18:51 #
This story made me think just how phony these 'athletes' really are by taking a knee. Taking a knee requires little effort and no sacrifice which makes it an empty gesture. Man up you social justice warriors and make a real statement, douse yourselves in gasoline and set yourselves ablaze, now you're making a statement and doing us a favor also.
Apr 29, 2021 13:51:13 #
billy a
Loc: South Florida
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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...too bad they diddn't have some plastic straws to link together as little snorkels.
Apr 29, 2021 15:36:38 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Who thinks these things up?!? They are hilarious!!! 😂😂🤣
If I had it to do over again, I think I would try to get a job at Babylon Bee! 😄
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