Jewish Lady...
I took my mother (Very Traditional Jewish Lady) on a fishing excursion yesterday. Nobody was having any luck. After drifting for hours without so much as a nibble, who should hook into one but my Mom.
Everyone on the boat was excited, cheering her on and telling her to take her time.
Finally, she lifted the fish into the boat, picked it up, removed the hook, looked at it up and down, and then tossed it back into the water.
I was stunned. I said, "Mom, why did you throw that fish back into the water?"
"I don't know. It just didn't look fresh to me.".
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