I'm fighting for my life! I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and...

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

kemmer

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

Call the Better Business Bureau.

Smedley_buzkill

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

Dudes with machetes? What, did the company find out how little your estate was worth?

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

😂😅🤣

steve66613

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

How long ago was your brain removed?

Rose42

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

bggamers Loc: georgia

lpnmajor wrote:

I recently took steps to secure my future. I signed a contract with a company to freeze my head, in the belief that, one day, it could be thawed out and grafted to a new ( and much younger ) body. I bequeathed my entire estate to the company to pay for this service.

I forgot to add the clause "upon my death".........................now dudes with machetes are chasing me everywhere I go.

Thanks for the laugh its almost 4 am and it was sorely needed