Goodbye Cruel World
Feb 13, 2021 06:15:29 #
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brad is a registered California Democrat.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brad is a registered California Democrat.
Feb 13, 2021 07:06:07 #
imatwitcher wrote:
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong enviro... (show quote)
A story closer to reality than many might think.
Feb 13, 2021 08:44:39 #
Feb 13, 2021 08:49:25 #
imatwitcher wrote:
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong enviro... (show quote)
I can see the headlines now 🤣.
Feb 13, 2021 09:19:58 #
Big dog wrote:
I can see the headlines now 🤣.
I can too: "Environmentalist Saved by Electric Car."
Feb 13, 2021 13:31:28 #
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
imatwitcher wrote:
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong enviro... (show quote)
Feb 14, 2021 14:30:11 #
imatwitcher wrote:
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong enviro... (show quote)
That’s sad but typical of the demonrat mentality! They live on dead batteries! Zombies!
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