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Are masks worth it?
Oct 13, 2020 11:04:51   #
bylm1-Bernie
 
I received this from a friend. Interesting.


I know since the beginning of all this "Covid 19" BS, I've been a little outspoken about the whole thing. I bash and laugh at people driving their car (alone) with a mask on. I've seen the numbers, I know most N95's won't capture the small particles of C19 and the bandana's and other trendy masks wouldn't stop a hot fart from smelling, let alone Covid. I cut up my Menards Card at their service desk the first time I went in and they told me I was to wear a mask to shop, Ize like "F U" Well, after this morning, that all changed. I believe a Mask made up of about anything can in fact save you. Let me explain. Before I returned home from work last night, I had a list of a few things I was ordered to pick up at the grocery store, I was tired and drove right home and just forgot to stop at the store. Well, needless to say, I was kind of .... In the Dog House. Left overs for supper. I put together 4 Taco's and heated up the refried beans, snatched up the last 3 deviled eggs, ate and went to bed. The next morning, I got up early, had a couple cups of coffee, got cleaned up and headed to the store. I picked up all the items on my list and headed for the check out. As I was waiting in line, my body told me I failed to do something I usually do ....right after that 2nd cup of coffee. My stomach was rolling. When I belched up the taste of refried beans I felt myself turn white and break into a cold sweat. I was ringing up those items as fast as I could but didn't want to go so fast I screwed up the scanner, beep, beep, beep, I was counting how many more... okay 5 more items, stick my card in there and be done, OMG, I thought I was gonna poop my pants before I had this stuff bagged up. I paid, parked the cart by the bath room, rushed in and by the grace of god the toilet was "in order" and empty. I sat down and smiled...... I Made It !!!!!!! I thought all was well until I turned and............. that's right, no toilet paper. It wasn't 2 seconds and that little light went off in my head as I realized........... I Had My Mask !!!!!!! I'll never leave home without one.

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Oct 13, 2020 11:15:53   #
CarryOn
 
bylm1-Bernie wrote:
I received this from a friend. Interesting.


I know since the beginning of all this "Covid 19" BS, I've been a little outspoken about the whole thing. I bash and laugh at people driving their car (alone) with a mask on. I've seen the numbers, I know most N95's won't capture the small particles of C19 and the bandana's and other trendy masks wouldn't stop a hot fart from smelling, let alone Covid. I cut up my Menards Card at their service desk the first time I went in and they told me I was to wear a mask to shop, Ize like "F U" Well, after this morning, that all changed. I believe a Mask made up of about anything can in fact save you. Let me explain. Before I returned home from work last night, I had a list of a few things I was ordered to pick up at the grocery store, I was tired and drove right home and just forgot to stop at the store. Well, needless to say, I was kind of .... In the Dog House. Left overs for supper. I put together 4 Taco's and heated up the refried beans, snatched up the last 3 deviled eggs, ate and went to bed. The next morning, I got up early, had a couple cups of coffee, got cleaned up and headed to the store. I picked up all the items on my list and headed for the check out. As I was waiting in line, my body told me I failed to do something I usually do ....right after that 2nd cup of coffee. My stomach was rolling. When I belched up the taste of refried beans I felt myself turn white and break into a cold sweat. I was ringing up those items as fast as I could but didn't want to go so fast I screwed up the scanner, beep, beep, beep, I was counting how many more... okay 5 more items, stick my card in there and be done, OMG, I thought I was gonna poop my pants before I had this stuff bagged up. I paid, parked the cart by the bath room, rushed in and by the grace of god the toilet was "in order" and empty. I sat down and smiled...... I Made It !!!!!!! I thought all was well until I turned and............. that's right, no toilet paper. It wasn't 2 seconds and that little light went off in my head as I realized........... I Had My Mask !!!!!!! I'll never leave home without one.
I received this from a friend. Interesting. br b... (show quote)


... whatever works ... very funny, bernie ..

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Oct 13, 2020 11:58:56   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
bylm1-Bernie wrote:
I received this from a friend. Interesting.


I know since the beginning of all this "Covid 19" BS, I've been a little outspoken about the whole thing. I bash and laugh at people driving their car (alone) with a mask on. I've seen the numbers, I know most N95's won't capture the small particles of C19 and the bandana's and other trendy masks wouldn't stop a hot fart from smelling, let alone Covid. I cut up my Menards Card at their service desk the first time I went in and they told me I was to wear a mask to shop, Ize like "F U" Well, after this morning, that all changed. I believe a Mask made up of about anything can in fact save you. Let me explain. Before I returned home from work last night, I had a list of a few things I was ordered to pick up at the grocery store, I was tired and drove right home and just forgot to stop at the store. Well, needless to say, I was kind of .... In the Dog House. Left overs for supper. I put together 4 Taco's and heated up the refried beans, snatched up the last 3 deviled eggs, ate and went to bed. The next morning, I got up early, had a couple cups of coffee, got cleaned up and headed to the store. I picked up all the items on my list and headed for the check out. As I was waiting in line, my body told me I failed to do something I usually do ....right after that 2nd cup of coffee. My stomach was rolling. When I belched up the taste of refried beans I felt myself turn white and break into a cold sweat. I was ringing up those items as fast as I could but didn't want to go so fast I screwed up the scanner, beep, beep, beep, I was counting how many more... okay 5 more items, stick my card in there and be done, OMG, I thought I was gonna poop my pants before I had this stuff bagged up. I paid, parked the cart by the bath room, rushed in and by the grace of god the toilet was "in order" and empty. I sat down and smiled...... I Made It !!!!!!! I thought all was well until I turned and............. that's right, no toilet paper. It wasn't 2 seconds and that little light went off in my head as I realized........... I Had My Mask !!!!!!! I'll never leave home without one.
I received this from a friend. Interesting. br b... (show quote)


Well now at least we know they're good for something.

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