The economy is getting so bad in Blue states
Oct 10, 2020 09:26:59 #
The Economy
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Oct 10, 2020 09:29:30 #
Oct 10, 2020 09:41:28 #
The Russians got me again along with 37 New Yonkers that moved here, 12 more coming down, will need to name the part of the Park, little New York.
Capt-jack wrote:
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Oct 11, 2020 06:25:34 #
Oct 11, 2020 14:59:14 #
Oct 11, 2020 16:36:49 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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The economy is collapsing in mostly all states... no one believes it until it hits them !
Watch what happens in the next 83 days to New year...
The spiral continues and there is no bottom yet.
Oct 11, 2020 22:38:09 #
FallenOak
Loc: St George Utah
Capt-jack wrote:
The Economy br br The economy is getting so bad... (show quote)
Comment on number 5. They are still there around Salt Lake and Short Creek. They have had to put their wives to work for the extra income though. Laughed out loud on the last one. Except for Salt Lake and our carpet-bagger Utah is as RED as you can get.
Oct 12, 2020 09:53:23 #
FallenOak wrote:
Comment on number 5. They are still there around Salt Lake and Short Creek. They have had to put their wives to work for the extra income though. Laughed out loud on the last one. Except for Salt Lake and our carpet-bagger Utah is as RED as you can get.
SO, you don't like RED?
Oct 12, 2020 10:20:13 #
FallenOak
Loc: St George Utah
Capt-jack wrote:
SO, you don't like RED?
I think Salt Lake is BLUE so I live in RED St George. Ah! Freedom to live among other smart people.
Oct 13, 2020 10:29:48 #
FallenOak wrote:
I think Salt Lake is BLUE so I live in RED St George. Ah! Freedom to live among other smart people.
Roger That.
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