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coronovirus recession
Mar 4, 2020 15:07:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck



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Mar 4, 2020 15:24:49   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
badbobby wrote:
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty ... (show quote)


Dark humor sometimes makes me
chuckle the most.

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Mar 4, 2020 15:41:14   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty ... (show quote)


Sick humor. I loved it!!!

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Mar 5, 2020 11:41:48   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty ... (show quote)


Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs,

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Mar 5, 2020 21:41:11   #
okie don
 
badbobby wrote:
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty ... (show quote)

Good un.

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Mar 8, 2020 05:36:59   #
Tug484
 
badbobby wrote:
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty hard
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEOs of companys are now playing miniature golf
A neighbor of mine got a pre-denial credit card in the mail
Exon Mobile just laid off twenty five Congressmen
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of penneys
I met a Mormon with only one wife
When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds,do they mean yours or theirs?
McDonalds is now selling the one fourth ouncers
Angelina Jolie had to adopt an American orphan
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names
This woman had an exorcism but couldn't pay for it.They repossessed her
The Treasure Island Casino in Vegas is now operated by Somali pirates
I have been despondent thinking about the coronovirus, economy,the wars,jobs,my savings,social security,political correctness,retirement funds,,the elections,Isis,Iran,etc.So I called the "suicide hot line".I got hooked up with a call central in Saudi Arabia,and when I told them I was suicidal they got really excited,and wanted to know
if I could drive a truck
The coronovirus recession has hit everyone pretty ... (show quote)



That's funny.

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Mar 8, 2020 14:13:19   #
elledee
 
Awesome and truly terribly funny thanks for posting

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