a Santa poem
Dec 26, 2019 11:28:54 #
Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation
not a deputy stirred
they were all on vacation
the stockings were hung with great care
next to dirty t-shirts and old underwear
I was working night shift
compiling stats
answering the phone
and feeding the rats
when all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter
I leapt from my desk to see
what was the matter
I opened the door
with a creak and a crick
I saw a jolly red fat man
I knew he must be St Nick
I had seen his picture
a time or two
he was wanted
Article 27 section 342
I opened the door
I commanded him to freeze
"Put your hands on your head
and get down on your knees"
but he turned and ran
up the chimney he flew
with me in pursuit
toward Boothe St,I knew
when Santa got to the roof
he made for his sleigh
throwing down toys
blocking my way
as I got to the peak
to my front I was faced with a toy M1 tank
and pink flowered Rangers
covering my flank
"On Dancer,on Prancer"
he cried loud and clear
then I got off three rounds
but I missed the lead deer
And I heard Santa say
as he sailed into the blue
Merry Christmas to all
and I'm gonna sue
and throughout the substation
not a deputy stirred
they were all on vacation
the stockings were hung with great care
next to dirty t-shirts and old underwear
I was working night shift
compiling stats
answering the phone
and feeding the rats
when all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter
I leapt from my desk to see
what was the matter
I opened the door
with a creak and a crick
I saw a jolly red fat man
I knew he must be St Nick
I had seen his picture
a time or two
he was wanted
Article 27 section 342
I opened the door
I commanded him to freeze
"Put your hands on your head
and get down on your knees"
but he turned and ran
up the chimney he flew
with me in pursuit
toward Boothe St,I knew
when Santa got to the roof
he made for his sleigh
throwing down toys
blocking my way
as I got to the peak
to my front I was faced with a toy M1 tank
and pink flowered Rangers
covering my flank
"On Dancer,on Prancer"
he cried loud and clear
then I got off three rounds
but I missed the lead deer
And I heard Santa say
as he sailed into the blue
Merry Christmas to all
and I'm gonna sue
Dec 26, 2019 11:31:32 #
badbobby wrote:
Twas the night before Christmas br and throughout ... (show quote)
Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Dec 26, 2019 11:35:14 #
Dec 26, 2019 11:55:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Twas the night before Christmas br and throughout ... (show quote)
Ya' durn Squid, I had suspected for some time now there was a rogue, criminal element within you.
Dec 26, 2019 12:09:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Ya' durn Squid, I had suspected for some time now there was a rogue, criminal element within you.
Ya' durn Squid, I had suspected for some time now there was a rogue, criminal element within you.
Loved it!!!
Dec 27, 2019 00:14:13 #
Dec 27, 2019 10:21:45 #
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