Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower for so long and wanted to get married. BadBobby and PeeWee, being concerned, selected prospects for him and he went on a couple of dates with each of them.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower for so long and wanted to get married. BadBobby and PeeWee, being concerned, selected prospects for him and he went on a couple of dates with each of them.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
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I have always said Bahmer is an intelligent man
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I have always said Bahmer is an intelligent man
Well, he certainly does keep abreast of things.
slatten49 wrote:
Well, he certainly does keep abreast of things.
Not one to waste time on the "little details"
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower for so long and wanted to get married. BadBobby and PeeWee, being concerned, selected prospects for him and he went on a couple of dates with each of them.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
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Actually I prefer just normal sized breasts the big boobs don't attract me at all.
bahmer wrote:
Actually I prefer just normal sized breasts the big boobs don't attract me at all.
Now, you've gone and taken all the fun out of messin' wit'cha.
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
You may have nailed him with that, CD. He seems a bit squirmy, doesn't he
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower for so long and wanted to get married. BadBobby and PeeWee, being concerned, selected prospects for him and he went on a couple of dates with each of them.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
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The "girls" have no concept how difficult it is to be male. 😢
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