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Oct 9, 2019 18:53:53   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

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Oct 9, 2019 19:19:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)

AMEN, Brother

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Oct 9, 2019 19:20:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Amen...

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Oct 9, 2019 19:24:18   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
God is spirit and created us all in his image!!! Amen to that!

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Oct 9, 2019 19:45:59   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


loved the last one AMEN!!!!!

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Oct 9, 2019 20:08:48   #
Dwight Logan
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


One of the most original and analytical writings I have read in onepoliticalplaze. Keep up your great insight.

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Oct 9, 2019 21:48:56   #
PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama
 
I disagree with most of your posts, but this was good. Thanks for my laugh for the day.

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Oct 9, 2019 23:01:29   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


==========================================

There is speculation that Jesus left his homeland while still fairly young, and travelled to India to study with Hindu priests (if priest is the right term!). He seems to be back home at 33. There is some evidence in records found in India some years ago, but they were not conclusive. I simply do not remember the origins of this story, but it was from some religious sect in the US some 20 years ago.

Yes, you get an Amen!

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Oct 9, 2019 23:15:23   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
manning5 wrote:
==========================================

There is speculation that Jesus left his homeland while still fairly young, and travelled to India to study with Hindu priests (if priest is the right term!). He seems to be back home at 33. There is some evidence in records found in India some years ago, but they were not conclusive. I simply do not remember the origins of this story, but it was from some religious sect in the US some 20 years ago.

Yes, you get an Amen!


Why would he study with Hindu priests when he was and is God?

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Oct 10, 2019 00:07:26   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Why would he study with Hindu priests when he was and is God?


there is speculation that he traveled to many places and influenced many other religions and returned to his homeland which I can see him doing

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Oct 10, 2019 00:57:21   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Why would he study with Hindu priests when he was and is God?


The inly thing I know is that from about the age of 18-20 Jesus disappeared, and there has been no info about where he was until age 33. The cult that tried to find the evidence actually travelled to India and read their records. They insisted that they had found proof of Jesus having visited a number of sites in India. I do not know why he did that or if in fact he did go there. It was the cult's attempt to find relevance for their doctrine. I had a conversation with a dedicated member of the cult over 20 years ago who told me this story of Jesus. "Story" is exactly the right word. It was interesting speculation.

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Oct 10, 2019 06:10:00   #
Big dog
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


AMEN 🙏

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Oct 10, 2019 13:14:19   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)
Amen! Now that's the permafrost that us unenlightened deplorables have missed for so long. You've been too angry friend. Even if it's only for a moment, welcome back.

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Oct 10, 2019 16:58:39   #
teabag09
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


AMEN! Mike

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Oct 10, 2019 20:38:13   #
son of witless
 
permafrost wrote:
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed).



GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was god

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with his meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the great spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!
(Just a bit of fun - not meant to be ridiculed). b... (show quote)


Not bad, not bad.

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