Dwight Logan

When I graduated from law school my father askef me what the most important thing I learned. My answer was "that you did not have to sit facing the corner."
I gave a seninar using a text I wrote called Essential Learning Skills for text book writers. After the seminar I was interviewed by the evening news tv show. I was asked which grade in grammar school I liked best and I told her the three years I was in fifth grade. When he then asked me why it was the best. My answer was, "it enabled me to drive to eighth grade
Two years after I moved to Tennessee I opened a real estate school. The sec because they did not speak right. night one if the students asked me to slow down when I taught. She said we yankees spoke spoke too fast. She then added that another thing that bothered them about yankees was that we said that we corrected their English because they did not speak right. When I said "Correctly" I thought that she would down for laughing so hard.
I then told her to listen to me speek I would
Learn them good "enlish".I married my wife who was from Tennessee and I was from the north so I coined another word and we say "usinzguys'
I also coined the word "Dumbiosities" which you use to remember important information.

debeda

Good show

Smedley_buzkill

Cute.

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

The lasting logic applied to learning came to me from the Miocene, the memory is a bit blurry but if I remember it was a great release to be rid of them pesty dinasours which pushed my class really high up on the pecking order, if your counting back which we're doing righ now, actually if I remember right only the bones were left when my class got the green light to go at the carcass, we used rocks to break up the bones and suck out the narrow.

But the guy who always came last in the class, if I remember correctly, said to me after a meal, you know what RTfriend I've just had a wonderful idea, I was so glad he got my name righ I decided to indulge him, and requested that he inform me about it immediately.

Well said the stand in for a human since we got a few bones left over why don't we point one at a saber-toothed tiger.

An interesting through I replied go sleep on it and see if you can remember that wonderful idea when you awaken.

To my astonishment he did so, I guess that's why he became such a bright spark from a very dark start.

We never tried pointing the bone at the tiger, we didn't have to, the teacher said to me I was now her number one sophomore and this was my final year.

So I unfortunately never graduated which I attributed that to the newly raised up dux of the class pointing his bone at the teacher, obviously he was confusing teacher for tiger after his siesta thereby becoming the teachers pet, and alleviating me of that responsibility.

bggamers Loc: georgia