Bahmer & LindaJoy's marriage made in Heaven
Oct 6, 2019 12:08:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Bahmer spent his widowed life alone, finding no more true love. At age 96, he dies and goes to Heaven.
Some time later, LindaJoy spent her widowed life alone, finding no more true love. At age 102, she dies and goes to heaven.
As chance has it, they both meet at the heavenly library, discovering they both have a deep love for books, they start talking and amazingly enough, after countless years of unhappiness, fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
"Give me some time," Says God, "and I’ll get back to you. This is quite extraordinary."
Four years pass, and after the couple waited patiently, God finally tells Bahmer and LindaJoy that he can have them married.
A few centuries pass and the two found themselves falling out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask, sadly, for a divorce.
God responds: “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”
Some time later, LindaJoy spent her widowed life alone, finding no more true love. At age 102, she dies and goes to heaven.
As chance has it, they both meet at the heavenly library, discovering they both have a deep love for books, they start talking and amazingly enough, after countless years of unhappiness, fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
"Give me some time," Says God, "and I’ll get back to you. This is quite extraordinary."
Four years pass, and after the couple waited patiently, God finally tells Bahmer and LindaJoy that he can have them married.
A few centuries pass and the two found themselves falling out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask, sadly, for a divorce.
God responds: “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”
Oct 6, 2019 12:19:50 #
Oct 6, 2019 13:23:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer spent his widowed life alone, finding no mo... (show quote)
I was wondering if anyone would use this I just didn't picture that it was me in that scenario is all.
Oct 6, 2019 13:27:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I was wondering if anyone would use this I just didn't picture that it was me in that scenario is all.
Well, you had always imagined marriage to LindaJoy would be heavenly.
At least, for you.
Oct 7, 2019 05:00:16 #
Oct 7, 2019 08:37:48 #
Oct 7, 2019 09:48:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, you had always imagined marriage to LindaJoy would be heavenly.
At least, for you.
At least, for you.
This will make badbobby jealous of me now.
Oct 7, 2019 13:01:32 #
bahmer wrote:
I was wondering if anyone would use this I just didn't picture that it was me in that scenario is all.
bahm
Slat,being a Marine
grasps at any straw to make an impression(if that is what you would call this attempt at humor)
We must forgive him though, he knows not any better
Oct 7, 2019 13:22:56 #
badbobby wrote:
bahm
Slat,being a Marine
grasps at any straw to make an impression(if that is what you would call this attempt at humor)
We must forgive him though, he knows not any better
Slat,being a Marine
grasps at any straw to make an impression(if that is what you would call this attempt at humor)
We must forgive him though, he knows not any better
I know and I appreciate the efforts that you have made to bring that dastardly Marine around to the correct way of thinking but it appears to be a lost cause.
Oct 7, 2019 13:35:18 #
bahmer wrote:
I know and I appreciate the efforts that you have made to bring that dastardly Marine around to the correct way of thinking but it appears to be a lost cause.
you might find this lil tidbit a bit more amusing
During WW2 I was stationed on a troop transport ferrying Marines to Okinawa
Far out to sea one of the Marines fell overboard
without thinking I grabbed a life preserver and dove in after him
.
Reaching the floundering Jarhead I slipped the preserver over his head and treaded water till they got a lifeboat to us
The Captain of the Ship was greatly impressed by my bravery and asked me what special thing he could do for me
I just told him to keep quiet about it if he really wanted to do something for me
He said but you should be rewarded for saving that Marine when he fell overboard
I replied
"Well sir , please dont tell anyone,if you let the news out that I saved a Marine,my shipmates will throw me overboard!!"
Oct 7, 2019 14:35:56 #
badbobby wrote:
you might find this lil tidbit a bit more amusing ... (show quote)
Ant thus your fondness for Marines I can see it all now. Maybe Slatten can read this and understand as well. Thanks for the laughs.
Oct 7, 2019 14:53:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Ant thus your fondness for Marines I can see it all now. Maybe Slatten can read this and understand as well. Thanks for the laughs.
Yes, I read it and understand it for what it is: Pure BS
Oct 7, 2019 14:57:51 #
slatten49 wrote: Yes, I read it and understand it for what it is: Pure BS
Yes, I read it and understand it for what it is: Pure BS You mean that you are not going to believe that brave Sailor that saved one of your own. Boy that is not very rewarding of you you should pat him on the back and congratulate him for being a hero and jumping into those shark infested waters to save that Marine. Way to go there Badbobby always thinking of others and not worried about yourself.
Oct 7, 2019 16:23:25 #
bahmer wrote:
You mean that you are not going to believe that br... (show quote)
there were sharks????damn!!!
Oct 7, 2019 18:27:10 #
badbobby wrote:
there were sharks????damn!!!
I though that you threw that Marine overboard to check for sharks in the water.
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