slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Bahmer, Slatten49, and BadBobby were sitting in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Bahmer pressed his finger into his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "Oh, that was my embedded smartwatch," he said. "Germany has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their devices placed under the skin of my forearm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. Slatten49 lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained. "That was my mobile phone. Japan has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their mobile systems placed in my hand."

BadBobby felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He exited to the bathroom stalls and returned a few seconds later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

"Well, well, well my friends," Said BB proudly, "it appears that SOMEBODY is receiving a fax."

bahmer

Good one you will get a rise out of badbobby on that one for sure.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

From who?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Could be anybody, as there are a number of OPPers who have a penchant for talking sheet.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Certainly wouldn't want to be there when that hit the fan

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Nor would I.