My only Halloween joke: A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell. A man answers. Twick or tweet What? Twick or tweet Oh, trick or treat.

Tug484

A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell.
A man answers.
Twick or tweet
What?
Twick or tweet
Oh, trick or treat. What are you?
I'm a piwate.
A what?
A piwate.
Oh, a pirate. Where are your little buccaneers?
My buckin' ears are on my buckin' head. Now give me my buckin' candy!

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Tug484 wrote:

A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell.
A man answers.
Twick or tweet
What?
Twick or tweet
Oh, trick or treat. What are you?
I'm a piwate.
A what?
A piwate.
Oh, a pirate. Where are your little buccaneers?
My buckin' ears are on my buckin' head. Now give me my buckin' candy!

Ohhhhh,very cute,Tug..Thank you for the laughs!!!!

Tug484

proud republican wrote:

Ohhhhh,very cute,Tug..Thank you for the laughs!!!!... (show quote)

You're welcome.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Tug484 wrote:

A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell.
A man answers.
Twick or tweet
What?
Twick or tweet
Oh, trick or treat. What are you?
I'm a piwate.
A what?
A piwate.
Oh, a pirate. Where are your little buccaneers?
My buckin' ears are on my buckin' head. Now give me my buckin' candy!

That was gweat

Gatsby

proud republican wrote:

Ohhhhh,very cute,Tug..Thank you for the laughs!!!!... (show quote)

Sounds like the little boy recently lost a couple of front (baby) teeth.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Gatsby wrote:

Sounds like the little boy recently lost a couple of front (baby) teeth.

I sure hope Tooth Fairy visited him!!!!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Gatsby wrote:

Sounds like the little boy recently lost a couple of front (baby) teeth.

Reminds me of the song from a long time ago "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, so I can wish you a Merry Christmas" Song is at least as old as I am.

Liberty Tree

Tug484 wrote:

A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell.
A man answers.
Twick or tweet
What?
Twick or tweet
Oh, trick or treat. What are you?
I'm a piwate.
A what?
A piwate.
Oh, a pirate. Where are your little buccaneers?
My buckin' ears are on my buckin' head. Now give me my buckin' candy!

Here is mine. What do you eat on October 31? You take a hot dog and cut out all its insides so you can munch on a hollow weenie.

Tug484

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

That was gweat

Tanks fweind.

Dwight Logan

Liberty Tree wrote:

Here is mine. What do you eat on October 31? You take a hot dog and cut out all its insides so you can munch on a hollow weenie.

A Texan came home with a dachshund and his wife asked him why. He replied that she wanted a long little doggie.

Tug484

Dwight Logan wrote:

A Texan came home with a dachshund and his wife asked him why. He replied that she wanted a long little doggie.

Aww that's cute.
I have one other Halloween joke, but I can't tell it on here.

bahmer

Tug484 wrote:

A little boy that couldn't speak very well went trick or treating. He rang the doorbell.
A man answers.
Twick or tweet
What?
Twick or tweet
Oh, trick or treat. What are you?
I'm a piwate.
A what?
A piwate.
Oh, a pirate. Where are your little buccaneers?
My buckin' ears are on my buckin' head. Now give me my buckin' candy!

Thanks for the morning laughs there Tug.

EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast

Dwight Logan wrote:

A Texan came home with a dachshund and his wife asked him why. He replied that she wanted a long little doggie.

maybe add a couple words "that she wanted to get a long little doggie"

Tug484

bahmer wrote:

Thanks for the morning laughs there Tug.

You're welcome. I love that little joke.