Man - O - Man...
Sep 29, 2019 12:24:15 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Man - O - Man, Am I In Trouble...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "like sitting around the pool & drinking wine isn’t a good thing." Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me," she said, & suggested, I go down to the Senior Center & hang out with the fellas.
So, I did & when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 76 years-old (My Age... Don D.) & now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card & e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me & yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!” the line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun..!
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time, "like sitting around the pool & drinking wine isn’t a good thing." Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me," she said, & suggested, I go down to the Senior Center & hang out with the fellas.
So, I did & when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 76 years-old (My Age... Don D.) & now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card & e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me & yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!” the line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun..!
Sep 29, 2019 12:30:59 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Man - O - Man, Am I In Trouble... br br Yesterda... (show quote)
Senior fun and humor is a thing of beauty especially when we turn it on our children.
Don, are you a Turtle? One of our astronauts was asked this question while he was in space.
Sep 29, 2019 14:23:05 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Man - O - Man, Am I In Trouble... br br Yesterda... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha
Sep 30, 2019 06:01:11 #
Sep 30, 2019 22:07:04 #
Oct 1, 2019 09:01:13 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Man - O - Man, Am I In Trouble... br br Yesterda... (show quote)
good one, loved it.............
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