badbobby Loc: texas

If you allow your fourteen year old daughter to swear at the table in front of her kids

If the book value of your pickup truck goes up or down,depending on how much gas is in it

If you've been married three times and still have the same inlaws

If you think a woman who is out of your league,bowls on another team on a different night

If you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean

If someone in your family died ,right after saying "Hold my beer,and watch this!!

If you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia capo

If your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan

If your Senior Prom offered daycare

If you think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are'Gentlemen start your engines'

If you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded off it's wheels

If the halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse

If you have to go outside to get something from the fridge


If one of you kids was born on a pool table

If you need just one more hole punched in your card to get a 'freebie' at The House of Tattoos

If you can't marry your sweetheart,because there is a law against marrying your sister


If you think loading the dishwasher,means getting your wife drunk

And finally

If your trucks blue book value gains in relation to the returnable beer bottles in the bed of your pickup

bahmer

Those are all good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

ReverseDiversity

Yee haw!

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Doctor Dave Loc: Madisonville, Tx.

What’s a mafia capo?
#17 ain’t funny is it sis?

Tug484

if a trip to the bathroom requires boots and a lantern.

Rose42

Classics.

badbobby Loc: texas

bggamers Loc: georgia

I think I might know several of these people on your list

badbobby Loc: texas

personally?
I don't recall meeting you bg

bggamers Loc: georgia

kinda like ships PASSING in the night easy for me day or night I'm nearsighted and need my glasses at night to tell whats a tail light and whats a stop light driving is so much fun