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Fighter Pilots New Watch
Sep 22, 2019 13:34:14   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."

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Sep 22, 2019 14:03:26   #
Larai Loc: Fallon, NV
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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Sep 22, 2019 14:13:50   #
Andy
 
uumm ….. sounds like Slick Willie..... remember him?

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Sep 22, 2019 14:14:52   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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Sep 22, 2019 15:19:11   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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Sep 22, 2019 16:22:31   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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Sep 22, 2019 16:27:36   #
Seth
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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Sep 23, 2019 06:24:20   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)


Where do you get one?

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Sep 23, 2019 07:02:01   #
Big dog
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)


You Cad!

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Sep 23, 2019 10:20:52   #
bahmer
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat ... (show quote)



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