Canuckus Deplorabus and the case of crabs: Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans with a case of frozen crabs they had purchased Canuck asked the Stewardess to take care of...

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Sep 20, 2019 11:48:16 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans with a case of frozen crabs they had purchased
Canuck asked the Stewardess to take care of them
She agreed to do so and told him she would put the case in the crew's refrigerator.
Canuck advised the young lady that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs to stay frozen,and proceeded to tell her the dire things that would happen to her if she failed him with the crabs
Now,the stewardess was highly miffed and annoyed by Canucks behavior.
Shortly before the plane landed in New York,the stewardess used the intercom to address the passengers."Will the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?"

Sep 20, 2019 11:51:18 #

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans... (show quote)

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

Sep 20, 2019 11:52:24 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

badbobby wrote:

Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans... (show quote)

With pride

Sep 21, 2019 10:01:40 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

With pride

How does it feel being famous? Or is it notorious? BB used to work for the Inquirer. When news is slow he just makes things up.

Sep 21, 2019 10:41:39 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Peewee wrote:

How does it feel being famous? Or is it notorious? BB used to work for the Inquirer. When news is slow he just makes things up.

I take what I can get...

Still waiting for him to get my name right

Sep 21, 2019 12:07:56 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

I take what I can get...

Still waiting for him to get my name right

Since you mentioned it, now he never will.

He's a professional agitator, has his Ph.D. and everything.

So am I, that's why we get along so well.

Sep 21, 2019 15:20:21 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

Since you mentioned it, now he never will. img sr... (show quote)

as i have stated numerous times
You da man Peewee!!!

Sep 21, 2019 15:22:18 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

I take what I can get...

Still waiting for him to get my name right

at my age I do good to just get the first name correct
And I don't always do that

Sep 21, 2019 20:47:34 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

as i have stated numerous times
You da man Peewee!!!

Thanks, but I may have to fire you.

Being da man, has no residual income mechanism.

I feel so used.

Sep 22, 2019 11:38:41 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

Thanks, but I may have to fire you.

Being da man, has no residual income mechanism.

I feel so used.

but--but--the notoriety should off set no remuneration

Sep 22, 2019 13:06:24 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

but--but--the notoriety should off set no remuneration

Nope, too old and wise for that. I'm retired, I need the money, honey.

Sep 22, 2019 17:42:12 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

Nope, too old and wise for that. I'm retired, I need the money, honey.

since living so long a time Peewee my savings are gettin very close to zero(and neither myself nor my wife are too proficient at not spending money)
I cain't help with the money
but I will still try hard to make you an icon on OPP

Sep 22, 2019 22:49:36 #

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

Oh my, I never asked you to do that.
Maybe you should start eating fish?
That would save on the grocery budget.
You could start using a net to fish with or a telephone.
Cut back on the JD consumption and save a bundle.
I should write commercials.

Sep 23, 2019 04:29:40 #

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Peewee wrote:

Oh my, I never asked you to do that. br Maybe you ... (show quote)

Cut back on the JD consumption