fast chicken
Sep 19, 2019 17:11:25 #
Peewee was riding his motorcycle in a country area when he saw a chicken running along with him.
“That’s a fast chicken,” he thought to himself.
So he sped up to 50 mph, and to his surprise, the chicken was still running along side
“What? This chicken has gotta be kidding me!”
Then he sped up to 100 mph, thinking he finally made the chicken eat his dust, but when he looked at his side, he saw the chicken grew bigger and bigger in image and simply passed him, at 130 mph, vanishing in the distance.
“What the heck just happened?” Peewee started to question his own sanity,(such as it was) how was it possible for a chicken to pass a 100 mph motorbike??
Then he saw bahmer, sitting on his porch sipping Jack(Learned from badbobby), and asked:
“Excuse me, bahm! I’m afraid I may be going nuts. Did you see that chicken running faster than my bike? Tell me you saw it and I’m not insane!”
“Yeah I saw it, Peewee, and that’s my chicken,” bahmer replied.
“Your chicken? How can it run so fast?” Peewee asked again.
“Well, 3 years ago me and my bud badbobby genetically designed this special type of chicken, we love chicken drumsticks meat around here, so we created this new special kind of chicken, it has 4 legs, so 4 drumsticks per chicken!”
Peewee was astonished!
“Well sir, that’s crazy! But the meat tastes good, right? I hope the genetic modification didn't affect the flavor...”
“I don’t know, Peewee, didn’t catch any yet,” replied bahm
“That’s a fast chicken,” he thought to himself.
So he sped up to 50 mph, and to his surprise, the chicken was still running along side
“What? This chicken has gotta be kidding me!”
Then he sped up to 100 mph, thinking he finally made the chicken eat his dust, but when he looked at his side, he saw the chicken grew bigger and bigger in image and simply passed him, at 130 mph, vanishing in the distance.
“What the heck just happened?” Peewee started to question his own sanity,(such as it was) how was it possible for a chicken to pass a 100 mph motorbike??
Then he saw bahmer, sitting on his porch sipping Jack(Learned from badbobby), and asked:
“Excuse me, bahm! I’m afraid I may be going nuts. Did you see that chicken running faster than my bike? Tell me you saw it and I’m not insane!”
“Yeah I saw it, Peewee, and that’s my chicken,” bahmer replied.
“Your chicken? How can it run so fast?” Peewee asked again.
“Well, 3 years ago me and my bud badbobby genetically designed this special type of chicken, we love chicken drumsticks meat around here, so we created this new special kind of chicken, it has 4 legs, so 4 drumsticks per chicken!”
Peewee was astonished!
“Well sir, that’s crazy! But the meat tastes good, right? I hope the genetic modification didn't affect the flavor...”
“I don’t know, Peewee, didn’t catch any yet,” replied bahm
Sep 19, 2019 17:21:49 #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was riding his motorcycle in a country area... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby you came up with a good one here.
Is the rain letting up yet?
Sep 19, 2019 17:40:41 #
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby you came up with a good one here.
Is the rain letting up yet?
Is the rain letting up yet?
not rainin right now where I'm at
Sep 19, 2019 17:42:12 #
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Sep 20, 2019 10:03:57 #
bahmer wrote:
Does the Sgt. Major travel with Slats on his trips out east and west?
dunno
Sep 20, 2019 23:33:53 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was riding his motorcycle in a country area... (show quote)
Fair, but it sounds a lot like the one about the suspenders getting hooked on the driver's side-view mirror.
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