Dry Bar
Sep 18, 2019 23:46:56 #
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Sep 19, 2019 06:32:34 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Tug484 wrote:
Very funny.
He cracked me up! Funniest comedian I've seen in a long time. But I'm a guy, ha.
Sep 19, 2019 08:00:03 #
Peewee wrote:
He cracked me up! Funniest comedian I've seen in a long time. But I'm a guy, ha.
It cracked me up too and I'm a woman.
Reminds of the lady saying, I don't want to change you, but your hair needs to be worn this way. You need to dress this way, etc.
Sep 19, 2019 10:48:01 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Tug484 wrote:
It cracked me up too and I'm a woman.
Reminds of the lady saying, I don't want to change you, but your hair needs to be worn this way. You need to dress this way, etc.
Reminds of the lady saying, I don't want to change you, but your hair needs to be worn this way. You need to dress this way, etc.
Yep, women know women are crazy. That's why they usually forgive us men after a few hours in the dog house because they have to talk to someone and we're nearby and the dog is with us.
Sep 19, 2019 11:02:05 #
Sep 19, 2019 11:58:53 #
Peewee wrote:
Good one! Yep, women know women are crazy. That's why they usually forgive us men after a few hours in the dog house because they have to talk to someone and we're nearby and the dog is with us.
Sep 19, 2019 12:47:54 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Fit2BTied wrote:
Good one!
Yeah, I made some people smile today. Feeling good, like James Brown.
Sep 19, 2019 14:03:19 #
Peewee wrote:
https://youtu.be/ntvyMfRPKBM
Those are truly gems. Maybe I should become a Mormon.
Semper Fi
Sep 19, 2019 14:20:31 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
GmanTerry wrote:
Those are truly gems. Maybe I should become a Mormon.
Semper Fi
Semper Fi
I wouldn't go that far but his body language, timing, face, and lines were awesome. He even looked like a poor beat down, husband.
Sep 19, 2019 16:59:26 #
Peewee wrote:
Yep, women know women are crazy. That's why they usually forgive us men after a few hours in the dog house because they have to talk to someone and we're nearby and the dog is with us.
You nailed us.
Sep 19, 2019 22:40:39 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Tug484 wrote:
You nailed us.
I forgot to add we sneak your phone, turn it off and hide it on our way to the dog house. That shortens our time in the dog house. Especially when you want to call your mom or girlfriend to complain about us. Only a few of us have figured that trick out. We can only put it back when you go to the bathroom or go looking for it again. If it rings when we turn it on we keep it and just say the dog found it. I learned most of my tricks from observing women. You girls are way sneakier than men. I saw one lady ask her husband for 40.00 for groceries and slip 20.00 into her bra when he wasn't looking. I love watching people.
Sep 19, 2019 23:14:02 #
Peewee wrote:
I forgot to add we sneak your phone, turn it off a... (show quote)
Funny.
My husband used to tell everyone that I'd pack my suitcase and put it by the door.
He'd ask where I was going and I'd say, I'm leaving you.
He told them he'd say, wait for me, I'm coming too.
He also told them when he got mad at me, he'd lock me in the house and sleep in the car.
All jokes and it never happened.
He told my sister he didn't care how much money I spent.
I didn't know that until after he died.
He was so funny.
Very intelligent.
Sep 20, 2019 03:20:13 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Tug484 wrote:
Funny.
My husband used to tell everyone that I'd pack my suitcase and put it by the door.
He'd ask where I was going and I'd say, I'm leaving you.
He told them he'd say, wait for me, I'm coming too.
He also told them when he got mad at me, he'd lock me in the house and sleep in the car.
All jokes and it never happened.
He told my sister he didn't care how much money I spent.
I didn't know that until after he died.
He was so funny.
Very intelligent.
My husband used to tell everyone that I'd pack my suitcase and put it by the door.
He'd ask where I was going and I'd say, I'm leaving you.
He told them he'd say, wait for me, I'm coming too.
He also told them when he got mad at me, he'd lock me in the house and sleep in the car.
All jokes and it never happened.
He told my sister he didn't care how much money I spent.
I didn't know that until after he died.
He was so funny.
Very intelligent.
Sounds like a good guy and sorry for your loss. Sounds like you two loved each other very much. Always good for the kids and each other. Funny how it's always the simple sweet gestures we remember the best.
Go slow and find yourself another good guy. I have several health problems that make me a poor investment. Diabetes and kidney disease. One caused the other. Neither has gotten worse or better in ten years. I'm not depressed or worried. If they find a cure great, if not, great, I'll see Jesus sooner. If I find a good, medium height, stocky guy, clean-shaven, with muscles but not ripped or a six-pack, I'll point him in your direction. It's up to you and him after that. Good luck and happy hunting. Don't forget to pray about it. and listen for an answer. If a still small voice inside your head says go to a certain place, go. He may not speak the first time, so listen to the voice three times before you give up. and just be your normal pleasant self.
Sep 20, 2019 03:27:12 #
Peewee wrote:
Sounds like a good guy and sorry for your loss. So... (show quote)
Actually, I don't want another one.
I pass out too much to be a good mate.
Thank you for your kindness.
I do miss him.
He said more funny stuff I can't say on here.
He was a blue collar professional in the oil field and he could talk to anybody and make friends.
He was a good guy.
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