Peewee has early morning sex
Sep 18, 2019 16:47:23 #
Peewee's firstwife was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As Peewee walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, Peewee asked, “What was that all about?”
“The egg timer’s broken."
the devil made me do it Peewee
As Peewee walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, Peewee asked, “What was that all about?”
“The egg timer’s broken."
the devil made me do it Peewee
Sep 18, 2019 17:01:58 #
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Sep 18, 2019 17:57:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's firstwife was standing in the kitchen, pr... (show quote)
It was my understanding that PeeWee is a member in good standing with the original 'Minutemen'.
Sep 18, 2019 18:27:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
It was my understanding that PeeWee is a member in good standing with the original 'Minutemen'.
aren't you and Peewee identical twins???
Sep 18, 2019 18:32:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
aren't you and Peewee identical twins???
Once again, another attempt by a durn Squid to spread false, vicious rumors about his betters. PeeWee is a good man, but in no way related to this Texan/Marine.
Sep 18, 2019 18:34:28 #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's firstwife was standing in the kitchen, pr... (show quote)
Morning sex is morning sex... Bet Peewee's not complaining...
Sep 18, 2019 18:46:46 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Morning sex is morning sex... Bet Peewee's not complaining...
I'm just jealous
Sep 19, 2019 05:50:25 #
Sep 19, 2019 09:41:09 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's firstwife was standing in the kitchen, pr... (show quote)
No problem, I can get there in three minutes or an hour. I just can't pile drive more than three minutes anymore. Sometimes I like a roast with carrots and potatoes and a couple of times a year a big Turkey.
Sep 19, 2019 09:44:31 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
It was my understanding that PeeWee is a member in good standing with the original 'Minutemen'.
Yeah, and I need my uniform back, plz.
Sep 19, 2019 09:49:46 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Morning sex is morning sex... Bet Peewee's not complaining...
I don't care what time it is. I always enjoy doing things I'm good at.
Sep 19, 2019 09:51:43 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
Once again, another attempt by a durn Squid to spread false, vicious rumors about his betters. PeeWee is a good man, but in no way related to this Texan/Marine.
And vice versy.
Sep 19, 2019 10:30:15 #
Peewee wrote:
I don't care what time it is. I always enjoy doing things I'm good at.
If it takes more than a minute she's faking it
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