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Sep 18, 2019 16:05:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.

2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.

1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.

Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.

1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.

Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.

1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.

1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.

8 nickels=2 paradigms.


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Sep 18, 2019 17:36:39   #
JustMPat
 
Very intelligent, funny and entertaining. Thank you for the post, Slatten.

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Sep 19, 2019 05:58:58   #
Tug484
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.

2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.

1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.

Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.

1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.

Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.

1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.

1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.

8 nickels=2 paradigms.

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)

Another good one.

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Sep 19, 2019 11:04:11   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.

2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.

1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.

Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.

1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.

Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.

1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.

1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.

8 nickels=2 paradigms.

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)


Thanks for all of those conversions.

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Sep 19, 2019 11:06:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for all of those conversions.

One can only imagine how practical and useful they will be with the OPP crowd.

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Sep 19, 2019 13:23:06   #
GmanTerry
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.

2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.

1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.

Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.

1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.

Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.

1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.

1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.

8 nickels=2 paradigms.

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)


As an Engineer, I love these. We didn't learn these onversions in school. Thanks Slat.

Semper Fi

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Sep 19, 2019 15:29:15   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
GmanTerry wrote:
As an Engineer, I love these. We didn't learn these conversions in school. Thanks Slat.

Semper Fi

Damn, Marine, I didn't know you were an engineer

Wow, I'm even more impressed with you as a fellow Jarhead.

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Sep 20, 2019 10:07:20   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi.

2000 pounds of Chinese Soup=Won ton.

1 millionth of a mouthwash=1 micro-Scope.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=1 bananosecond.

Weight an evangelist carries with God=1 Billigram.

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical miles per hour=knotfurlong.

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer=1 Lite year.

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone=1 Rod Serling.

Half a large intestine=1 semi-colon.

1,000,000 aches=1 megahurtz.

Basic unit of laryngitis=1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds=two kilomockingbirds.

1 kilogram of falling figs=1 Fig Newton.

1000ccs of wet socks=1 literhosen.

8 nickels=2 paradigms.

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=... (show quote)


Good ones.

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Sep 24, 2019 01:43:31   #
GmanTerry
 
slatten49 wrote:
Damn, Marine, I didn't know you were an engineer

Wow, I'm even more impressed with you as a fellow Jarhead.


Hey, Slat, you gotta do what makes you happy and I admit, I'm a geek Marine.

Semper Fi, brother.

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Sep 28, 2019 22:08:00   #
Y360AZ
 
[quote=slatten49]Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter=Eskimo pi....

All outstanding. How about this one:
Q. How is the suspense measured in a crime story/novel?
A. Who'd unit

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