Definitions
Sep 16, 2019 22:16:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have...similar to my character lines.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have...similar to my character lines.
Sep 16, 2019 22:45:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both en... (show quote)
Superb... Going to use these
Sep 16, 2019 22:46:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Superb... Going to use these
May I expect residuals in the very near future 
Sep 16, 2019 22:47:56 #
slatten49 wrote: May I expect residuals in the near future
May I expect residuals in the near future Possibly... I seem to recall you prefer dealing in useless IOUs
Sep 16, 2019 22:49:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Possibly... I seem to recall you prefer dealing in useless IOUs
Pay no mind to libel or slander from the Ancient Mariner. 
Sep 16, 2019 22:50:37 #
slatten49 wrote: Pay no mind to slander from the Ancient Mariner.
Pay no mind to slander from the Ancient Mariner. Water, water everywhere! And not a drop to drink...Good thing he has his Jack
Sep 17, 2019 05:54:07 #
Sep 17, 2019 07:21:09 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Water, water everywhere! And not a drop to drink...Good thing he has his Jack
👍🤣
Sep 17, 2019 21:13:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both en... (show quote)
You have great character period
Sep 18, 2019 01:27:35 #
Sep 18, 2019 14:09:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
You have great character period
The Sgt. Major says I am a character.
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