Kid's thoughts on marriage...
Sep 15, 2019 07:45:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Q: How do you decide whom to marry?
A: Alan, age 10..."You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
A: Kristen, age 10..."No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Q: What is the right age to get married?
A: Camille, age 10..."Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Q: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
A: Derrick, age 8..."You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Q: What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
A: Lori, age 8..."Both don't want any more kids."
Q: What do most people do on a date?
A: Lynnette, age 8..."Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Q: When is it okay to kiss someone?
A: Curt, age 7..."The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Q: Is it better to be single or married?
A: Anita, age 9..."It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Q: How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
A: Kelvin, age 8..."There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
A: Alan, age 10..."You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
A: Kristen, age 10..."No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Q: What is the right age to get married?
A: Camille, age 10..."Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Q: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
A: Derrick, age 8..."You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Q: What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
A: Lori, age 8..."Both don't want any more kids."
Q: What do most people do on a date?
A: Lynnette, age 8..."Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Q: When is it okay to kiss someone?
A: Curt, age 7..."The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Q: Is it better to be single or married?
A: Anita, age 9..."It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Q: How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
A: Kelvin, age 8..."There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Sep 15, 2019 07:59:49 #
Sep 15, 2019 08:24:42 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Q: How do you decide whom to marry? br A: Alan, ag... (show quote)
It is a shame that such quantum wisdom disappears with puberty.
Sep 16, 2019 05:56:15 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
slatten49 wrote:
Q: How do you decide whom to marry? br A: Alan, ag... (show quote)
Lots of wisdom.
Good laughs.
Sep 16, 2019 07:23:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Q: How do you decide whom to marry? br A: Alan, ag... (show quote)
Cute.
My oldest and his friend were five.
His friend said, I'm going to be a truck driver when I grow up. Are you going to get married?
My son, no, but I'm going to have two kids.
His friend, me too.
Sep 16, 2019 10:39:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
Q: How do you decide whom to marry? br A: Alan, ag... (show quote)
All are good out of the mouth of babes.
Sep 16, 2019 13:47:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Q: How do you decide whom to marry? br A: Alan, ag... (show quote)
Thanks Slate! Those were very funny and my wife laughed at them also.
Sep 16, 2019 14:00:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Louie27 wrote:
Thanks Slate! Those were very funny and my wife laughed at them also.
Back at 'ya, Louie. I've laughed every time I go over 'em, again & again.
Sep 16, 2019 20:13:05 #
Sep 16, 2019 21:57:00 #
Sep 19, 2019 20:54:12 #
bahmer wrote:
All are good out of the mouth of babes.
The secret to raising children is to not speak with them between the ages of 2-5 and 12-20
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